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The hell's he squintin at

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Hehe monke go prrrrrt write spooky book

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Sorry for what? Being mediocre?

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AbbathOccultaStephen King's Ghost Writer•

Oh, shit. You didnt!!!

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DocGerbil256•

That he snuck some low key Lovecraftian racism into his books by making black people supernatural?

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So kafkaesque

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moody_dudey•

Honk mahfah

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MonogamousMonobrow•

He should be

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JuDGe3690Wait, I'm supposed to READ this?•

Damn, he's about as nearsighted as I am. Maybe that's why he can't see far enough ahead to right a good ending (or so I've heard)…

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jukeboxgasoline•

For that hair?

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That bitch better be

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AbbathOccultaStephen King's Ghost Writer•

For 11/22/63? He should be.

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