When Will Puts Start Printing?
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Posted Apr 13, 2020, 11:42 PM UTC
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Some time before 6/19. Doesn't matter when.
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Puts print the moment I sell. That’s how it works and that’s how it will continue to work
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Fuckin sell then gay boy
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Not soon enough :-(
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Puts will print precisely upon the trading day after you sell yours for a loss. That’s what I wished for in the mall fountain at least.
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It does tend to happen like that
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Next month. Buy calls. Market is going to be green the rest of the week.
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i heard wednesday. thats what the grapevine says
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Yup, I heard Wednesday too
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Okay so basically I know when I’m gonna fart before I do (hence the username) and I know when my uncle is gonna molest me before he does. So the price of oranges in China tell me one thing and one thing only. April 28th they will print. If you don’t believe me check all the TA I did above...and no I don’t need gay lines and graphs
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Thank you for your input fartking6969
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I wanna see a discussion on bankruptcy predictions. I wanna yolo some puts
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May 20th shit hits the second fan
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This seems very likely
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Basically guaranteed
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We’ve seen enough of this shit ban
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Wow. What an awesome, helpful reply! Why don't you link me to another post that outlines what's needed for prices to tank, and does it as clearly as stated here...
You stupid cuck
PS tell your sister I said hi
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Your just like every other bear on this sub praying for your gay puts to print. We’ve all seen the last 20 posts today about “when is the market gunna tank” or “why is the market going up”
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I'm not short yet. Did you read what I said? I DON'T LIKE TRYING TO SWIM AGAINST THE TIDE. Jesus. I literally just gave you the formula to print fucking money when the market turns, and you're complaining with your 10 day old r/all account. Unreal
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If it was 10 days I would be following your advice. If that’s the recipe to print tendies let’s see your all.
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Some time before 7/17. Doesn’t matter when.
Trying to be patient is always a good idea