[Script Offer] "Be a Good Neighbor" [MF4A] [FM4A] [Collab] [Neighbors to FWB] [Pandemic] [6 feet apart] [WFH] [Phone books] [Plastic bags] [Sharing credentials] [Backyard] [Exhibitionist] [Outdoor sex] [Mutual mast] [Nerdgasm]

It all started from an innocent comment with me suggesting that u/BoogieBoogs5 come read the phone book to me. And now, here we are:

PASTEBIN link: Be a Good Neighbor (M/F collab)

"F: Anyway, uh, I was hoping you can help me. While you were napping, the Yellow Pages people dropped off my new phone book, but naturally, they flung into your yard. Do you… do you mind pushing it over to me? I didn't want to get in your space... The WiFi people can’t get out here to install my internet because of the virus and all. I have mobile data, but I don’t want to eat into my plan. I need to make a list of local handymen for some things around the house that need fixing. Well, for when we’re back to normal, that is…

M: I’m sorry to be kicking this over to you. It feels rude, but we can’t come within 6 feet of each other, so… You probably want to wipe off that plastic pouch it’s in with disinfectant, too, before you open it. Who knows whose hands have been all over it.

F: Thanks!! (stalling because flirting) …Isn’t it crazy, though, that they still print these phone books? It’s not like we can’t get any kind of info we need online… (pause) Then again, I AM grateful to have it right now, given that I can’t get WiFi installed for the foreseeable future. My company’s gonna kill me when they see my mobile bill.

M: (also flirting) Well, I don’t mind sharing my log-in credentials with you, to tide you over and all… I mean, for your work. And whatever else.

F: Oh, wow, that’s so nice of you to offer! I might take you up on that… definitely for work, though. I wouldn’t want to eat up your bandwidth for my, uh, personal projects.

M: Not a worry. (teasing) With what I do, let’s just say I have a pretty *fat* plan.

F: Mkay… I’ll take your word for it... What I can do for you in return? I would offer a hot dish or baked goods, or..."

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Written as a 2-person collab, but could also work as a single-voice audio with a few tweaks, I think. And since the "finish" is [mutual masturbation], could also be hotwired into a collab for M/M/, F/F, A/A etc, if one were inclined. I imagine this in a sort of corny soft-porn delivery, but you can also play it straight.

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