Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Edit: WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT HAVE KIND STRANGER’S GOLD PLATED COCK SHOVED UP MY POST’S AWARDS TAB? I WANT THAT SHINY REDDIT GOLD TO MAKE MY INBOX SHIVER AND TREMBLE, UNTIL THE ONLY SOUND MY POST CAN MAKE IS “Ooohhhh thank you SO much for the gold kind stranger” AS UPVOTES BURST THROUGH IT’S PUSSY, ORANGE ICONS SPEWING OUT LIKE IT’S THE GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD. I WANT MY ENTIRE GODDAMN POST TO BE QUAKING WITH EVERY THRUST, EVERY GILD, EVERY AWARD FROM KIND STRANGER’S MEATY STEAMY GOLD.

Edit 2: speling.

Edit: WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT HAVE KIND STWANGEW’S GOWD PWATED COCK SHOVED UP MY POST’S AWAWDS TAB? I WANT THAT SHINY WEDDIT GOWD TO MAKE MY INBOX SHIVEW AND TWEMBWE, UNTIW THE ONWY SOUND MY POST CAN MAKE IS “Ooohhhh thank you SO much fow the gowd kind stwangew” AS UPVOTES BUWST THWOUGH IT’S PUSSY, OWANGE ICONS SPEWING OUT WIKE IT’S THE GWEAT MOWASSES FWOOD. I WANT MY ENTIWE GODDAMN POST TO BE QUAKING WITH EVEWY THWUST, EVEWY GIWD, EVEWY AWAWD FWOM KIND STWANGEW’S MEATY STEAMY GOWD.

Edit 2: spewing.

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