r/venturebros•6 yr. ago

Sousaphone! Your grandfather played sousaphone! It was awful. Everyday he would make us rehearse. This band made up of kidnapped musicians and this old man with his ridiculous sousaphone!

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Posted Apr 30, 2020, 12:35 AM UTC

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_make_meifucan•6 yr. ago

It was the year 1659.

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JonnoN•6 yr. ago

"january sixteen fifty-nine", I can understand Billy's confusion :)

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Profmeister-IX•6 yr. ago

I was accidentally inventing "Hip-Hop"!

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Queen_Etherea•6 yr. ago

I love that I knew what voice to read this with.

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beermaker•6 yr. ago

That was my dick.

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UndeadBuggaloBOOM! yummy! •6 yr. ago

I guess two heads are better than one

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ViciousKnids•6 yr. ago

"Why can't I hear them?"

"Because you are SANE!"

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volthunter•6 yr. ago

If i was half asleep stuck inside during quarantine and started hearing a loud bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa, i'm not sure the first reaction i'd have is enjoyment nor appreciation

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LNGPRMPT•6 yr. ago

No one wants to hear this Dr Seuss instrument!

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ReNitty•6 yr. ago

oh my god his mustache only makes it worse

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starts_from_a_dot•6 yr. ago

This dude needs to go find some safe haven for washed up rock stars.

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