Infinite vegemite
Posted May 4, 2020, 6:17 AM UTC
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I'm disappointed by your inability to spread butter.
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Do you think the bread also would be nicer toasted and not scorched with a butane torch?
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I was wondering about that. It looks like they lightly toasted it on an open flame.
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Looks like brioche. Not something you put Vegemite on.
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Possibly also the butter isn't butter.
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Do you think the bread is Helgas?
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Naturally
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Your bread looks both burnt and uncooked at the same time, bravo
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Shit you must have been so excited to pull that slice of bread from the oil tanker fire, so much so that your excitement got the better of you and you jizzed on the bread. What the fuck is the story with the black leach though?
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OMG I thought it looked like a leech on toast at first 🍞 😖
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Or a millipede. Gross.
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Doesn't look like any Vegemite I've ever eaten.
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You can buy Vegemite in a squeezable tube.
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That's just not the Australian way. How are the bit of marg/butter going to get in a tube.
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Its handy for travelling. When I took my son to Europe he was eating it straight out of the tube, I was so proud.
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Fuck that is stupid lol.
Also, I love it. Thanks for the laugh.
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My pleasure
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Think it may be an American interpretation, they must of missed the memo that Vegimite comes in a jar, not from a tube 😂
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Same with golden syrup. It has to be dispensed from a lidded container that ends up with drips down the side, not some fancy-pants no-mess squeezy bottle.
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must of
must have
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I am disappoint
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by the lack of pressure?
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Vegemite from a tube!? For fucks sake. Pissweak.
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If you have a few drinks, then squint your eyes out of focus, it does look a bit Jesusy. Kind of.
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With sunglasses!
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You MONSTER.
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How the hell did you cook the bread? Something tells me you did it over a fire or with a blowtorch.
It’s burnt, but it isn’t.
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I thoroughly researched the worst way possible: a dessert blowtorch.
My only regret is that I only had real butter.
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I love Vegimite, but I’m unsure that it’s form factor is appealing. I’m also disappointed at the lack of butter 🧈
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Every Aussie is a critic when it comes to Vegimite, we are all right, that’s what makes it great 👍 If you’re not an Aussie, I’m very sorry but you just don’t get it and therefore have no alternative interpretation nor valid opinion:)
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I am not an aussie and there might be the slight possibility that this post has been made on purpose
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Did you know that Vegimite gives kids rosy red cheeks?
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Shit I was so slow, I get your point now and it’s possibly brilliant
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Most likely not! I promise, it’s a Vegimite thing
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hol up, i know this is a meme, but are you supposed to put butter with vegemite?
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Maybe it’s not even vegemite...
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I am egregiously proud of the australian spirit showing up in the comments! Thanks mates!
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There is so much wrong with this picture
r/mildlyinfuriating
THANKS