Ole Bert
One of these days ima go on ahead and deliver a wagon full of shine to Bert Higgins. He must need it bad and be short on cash.
Posted May 6, 2020, 5:36 AM UTC
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One of these days ima go on ahead and deliver a wagon full of shine to Bert Higgins. He must need it bad and be short on cash.
Posted May 6, 2020, 5:36 AM UTC
Me- ah I have a stock of a rich old creek moonshine which had a exotic mash ingredients and stuff its really strong shit which will be easily worth 400$ but i will sell you this as cheap as 225$ only
Ol'bert- ok shiiit imma give you 150$ for your entire stock
Yep. But you know he must just be a sad old man tryna get that drink for the few coins he raked out from under his broke down wagon.
Dont get me crying man fuck it im gonna deliver him some crazy moonshine rn