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gary7

Ye gods! This arboreal specimen is quite mighty! It would surely take a goodly number of gEnts to burn it down. I would give it a ranking of [8] out of ten.

Ye gods! This arboreal specimen is quite mighty! It would surely take a goodly number of gEnts to burn it down. I would give it a ranking of [8] out of ten.

Posted Mar 30, 2011, 5:52 AM UTC

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thepinecone•

I say! This ranking system you have so cleverly developed is quite smashing! What say we start applying this to all glorious trees. A [10] being an absolute arboreal wonder and a [0] nothing more than a lowly stick. What say you?

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gary7OP•

Good sir, you honor me with your fine Words. I humbly suggest the following.

  • [10] Arboreal Wonder.
  • [9] Lord and Master of the Forest.
  • [8] Valiant hardwood; the Thicketspawn.
  • [7] A fair Timber specimen.
  • [6] Hardy perennial.
  • [5] Well-Leafed wood.
  • [4] Teak-like greenery.
  • [3] Straining softwood shoot.
  • [2] A shrub with Much promise.
  • [1] Mere sapling.

These were a Laugh to create, but I would not presume other gEntlefolk to be held to my words. We are known for our creative pursuits, are we not?

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thepinecone•

That we are! Now, my good man, we shall spread the word of this! Let all gEnts and ladyfolk know!9

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