Batcrab!
Posted Apr 3, 2011, 4:39 PM UTC
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I bet the crab's parents are dead too...
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They were delicious.
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Oh, are you talking about amazingly hilarious post that I made earlier today and got 0 VIEWS!!!
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I think you're the only one who is talking about it.
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8.3
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8.3?! He clearly pulled out his best bat-pose for this picture.
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Without a shadow of a doubt.
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"redditor for 2 days" .. impressive. Good timing.
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Or OPs novelty account?
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Haha no.. that's not me :P
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Why 8.3? Why not 10?
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Strange. I thought you were just a bucket of angry crabs.
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NANANANANNANANANANA
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Hey Hey, Good bye.
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Katamari Damacy!
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Gettin' jiggy with it.
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See, I'd have all the money in the world if I was a wealthy giiiirrrrrrllll.
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Hey Jude.
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Don't make it bad.
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BATCRAB!
Well, that earworm is there for the day.
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I was just thinking the same thing.
But actually, it's "na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na".
Gotta go by 8ths or 16ths at least.
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taking out crime, one pinch at a time
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Pinchy!
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THAT WAS THE DUMBEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD. TRYING BEING FUNNY ONCE IN AWHILE.
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I can't see this as being successful. Good luck.
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YOU'RE ALL JERKS AND YOU WERE PROBABLY ALL ADOPTED.
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See, POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY had something going... He was nice, despite us reading him as shouting.
You are acting as an ass, and screaming it too. Why would anyone like that?
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Batcrab by day, Mr. Krabs by night.
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i wonder what his batmobile looks like
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Yeah, it's all fun and chuckles now, but wait till Time Warner/DC see this. They'll sue that poor crab right out of his shell. His wife and him will have to eat their kids, she'll eventually have to resort to turning tricks under the peer, while he becomes a involved with a drug smuggling ring.
So sad.
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Pier. Though she'll probably be under her peers as well, if you know what I mean.
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She'll have to resort being eaten at a resort.
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I ain't searching that crab claw for cocaine, NO FUCKIN' WAY.
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You ever see the people who arrange regular objects and get awesome shadow projections?
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No arranging here, the crab was simply posing for this one!
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Well that doesn't answer my question at all
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He rearranged your question and now you're just seeing a shadow projection
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Man, that's, like, deeep.
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Haha, in that case.. no I haven't seen those.
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Brilliant.
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I have! They're awesome. Even better when they're one picture in blocks, and an entirely different picture in shadow.
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Here's a link that has some shadow pictures. My fav is the one that shows two innocent looking pieces of twisted metal that project shadows of a man and woman urinating. Whoever came up with that was on a good one.
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Thats no bat crab, ITs a ROCK LOBSTER!
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I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.
Wherever a beach needs to be saved, I'm there. Wherever there are sand castles, wherever there is fun in the sun, I'm there.
But sometimes I'm not, because I'm out in the night. Staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Scuttling. Sleeping.
No, I can't sleep. You sleep; I'm awake. I don't sleep, I don't blink.
Am I a fish? No. I'm a crab. I am Batcrab. Or am I?
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Looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Lettuce prey on this holy occasion. Our lord and savior has been spotted. Ramen.
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I wonder if this crab talks in a really deep voice....
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A really deep, gravely voice that you can barely understand.
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She gave me Batcrabs!
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You must've done something against the law. ;-b
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Batcrabs, Gotham City's most misunderstood STD
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I have a confession to make. I love batman not because of batman but because of the villains.
Joker.
Harley Quinn.
Two Face.
Poison Ivy.
Penguin.
Scarecrow.
to name few..
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Who isn't a fan of Poison Ivy?
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Calamine Lotion?
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Head of the assassination branch of the Mosituri crime family: Calamine Lowshun.
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NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-BATCRAB! NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA- SNAP SNAP
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Twice I read that as ButtCrab.
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Be be be be be be be be Beach Crab!
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dude, WTF some asshole from buzzfeed already stole this and reposted it as his own, Im tired of that shitty blog stealing reddit material and making money off advertisements.
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I steal stuff from Reddit and post it on facebook - I don't make any money off ads but my non-techie friends think I'm the king of the internet.
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dude, totally diff- its ok if its a redditor spreading the message of hope, not some asshole making monies.
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So stop going there and giving him advertising money.
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ok : (
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Too bad he'll never have the original pic....
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I haven't fought mudcrabs more fearsome than Batcrab.
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He's the crab that this beach deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our crab. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Crustacean.
I LUV THES MOVEI!!!11! LOL ITS MAH FAVORIET!1!11 WTF LOL
HEY, FRIEND! I THINK YOU'VE STUMBLED INTO THE WRONG PART OF THE INTERNET.
ISNT THES TEH BATMAN FANS CHATROM??????!! LOL
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disapproval + monocle? i am impressed, sir.
Not enough "XD" for a 12 year old on AOL.
Personally I think the new batmans had a hack for a writer and that C.B. is a terrible batman
srsly guys, come on
I am not too fond of Christian Bale as Batman, but the movies are still fantastic.
upvoted to counteract improper downvoting.
I don't believe AOL was ever changed to Reddit
I don't think anyone took the time to read your username.
As long as you read it in Gary Oldman's voice, it's still awesome.
That's actually a Gniyl Mi Crab. They are native to the coast of western Japan. The funny thing about this picture is that they are actually referred to as bat-crab by locals because they hang upside-down from arching rocks, kind of like bats in a cave.
I honestly don't understand why my first comment is getting downvoted. I only did what you did: make a silly comment based on my username. Maybe it was sooooo unfunny it hurt people's feelings? I give up on reddit....
Jihad Jihad Derp Burp herka durka
TANA NANA NANA NANAA ...BATCRAAAAB
Lol you said it before i could
(before opening the thread)
I bet the first comment is something along the lines of "He's the crab the beach deserves blah blah blah..."
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Yup.
HA HA HA,
you're so smart
http://i54.tinypic.com/2na8y2d.jpg
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Tweetie Bird? :P
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Or Twitter Bird? :P
Relevant.
You got me :(
CRABMAN! Na-na-na-na-crap! I fucked it up! And it was in the name...
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I wonder what percentage of redditor's had this exact thought when they saw even the thumbnail for this picture.
Based on current Karma at least 350. I'm guessing the real number is way more than that, though.