Akercocke on Stephen Nolan show. Words cannot describe the cringe that is this giant shock jockey

Posted May 12, 2020, 10:13 AM UTC

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Coil17β€’

Being offended is a choice.

If you aren't into Anti Christ metal. Don't listen to it. Swear the fuck. The God Squad should fuck up in most cases n stay in their own corners.

Half the pricks in the audience don't listen to metal of any regards but wana stop others from listening to it. Utter wankers.

It's cringe hearing people from here talk about a God Fearing nation and talking about God like they're an actual person. Cringey bollocks.

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DoctorLoveMachineOPβ€’

Agreed! I mean everything about this 10 minute clip sums up Stephen Nolans career. There was clearly audio delay there and Nolan didn't account for that leading to everyone speaking over each other, he constantly undermined the band and didn't challenge Christian guests, comments from the audience added next to nothing to the discussion also.

The format of Nolan's show is more Jerry Springer than an actual debate/discussion about given topic. Yoo always walk away from any radio/TV show of his frustrated and confused that license fee money went into production of his shows and his pocket.

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Coil17β€’

Ffs they're in England n have massive delays. It doesn't take a sound engineer to sort that crap out. My Skype calls to family in New Zealand have smaller time gaps.

I like Nolan but I think he has too much of a thick crowd involved.

N that woman calling from the middle of no where clearly has nothing better to do than spout she has no mates n loves God. Absolute bell end.

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DoctorLoveMachineOPβ€’

πŸ˜… it's so depressing isn't it? Yeah I never get how there's such delay between a live feed and professional studio setup.

That's true , his demographic is bound to be the elderly , his callers into the show are always whacky and add nothing but a bit of drama to any topic. That's more to the researchers screening for irrational callers to put to front of que though.

Fuck I shouldn't torture meself with his 9am show, stopped months ago mind

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Coil17β€’

I got bored. Its why I came back lol

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DJ_Ade_76β€’

Pretty much spot on.. the last time I watched nolan, I was exasperated at the fact that no matter what opposing factions were on, there was never, ever any kind of closure, leaving me wondering what was the point in staying up to watch it. I haven't watched now in a few years, but did catch 'The Top Table' a few months ago, to see young'uns just dish out inherited, bitter views at politicians.. Again, another show I'd happily never watch again.

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LilyVannilieβ€’

They have amended things though. Used to be audience participation was putting your hands up and chiming in. Now when you go you write your points down pre broadcast and are only questioned if they know what you'll be saying which knocks random comments on the head tbh.

He also has become more proactive in challenging everyone. This is quite an old clip. A single old clip cannot really sum up anyones full career imho. Is yours summed up by a ten minute snapshot of what you've been doing?

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[deleted]β€’

Embarrassing. Truly embarrassing. Anyone who says Nolan isn’t a shock jock is full of shite.

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anorak2012β€’

liked da girl in the rock video but dont like da music think its rubbish

Great contribution from the viewers in the ticker at the bottom. Imagine some poor sod has to read everything that came in, and that made the cut! Reminds me of this

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DoctorLoveMachineOPβ€’

That ticker is a fuckin goldmine πŸ˜…

"We have had enough of the divil in this country the past 30 years! No more!"

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DoctorLoveMachineOPβ€’

Watched the clip, love brass eye ! Have to be in the right mindset for it tho, lack of continuity and surrealism is a bit much sometimes . Obviously that's the point!

But thanks for the time you put in to sharing that one bit haha

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Tigger291β€’

I lost it at "Sure why not let them play, they let terrorists into the government" that fella was just fed up

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jigglyscrumpyβ€’

Are we back in the 80s again? I thought the church had accepted metal and Satan

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[deleted]β€’

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Coil17β€’

Like listenin to Steve arguing what the best haribo is.

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twatingtonsβ€’

Gold bears

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Coil17β€’

Correct

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ciaran036Belfastβ€’

holy fuck I just realised how much of a cunt Nolan actually is. What a ridiculous line of questioning. Taking the defence of wacky Christian twats (no offence to the normal ones).

How embarrassing for us that Nolan was using these cunts to represent our region.

How long ago was this?

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AlbertFishIsMyIdolBelfastβ€’

TL;DW anyone?

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PunchPatrolβ€’

Nolan headbutts David McNarry, thinking he's his old P.E teacher, after smoking a joint of Cali weed as part of an exclusive investigation into why drugs are unchristian, all while the phones go boogaloo.

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DoctorLoveMachineOPβ€’

It's hardly too long , just watch it πŸ˜…

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Smashmouth91β€’

Fuck me, at 6:20 I thought wee Stevie was calling in a drone strike on Joanne in Armagh.

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PunchPatrolβ€’

The 'Satanists' that utter twat of a Christian is yapping about, the ones who wrote the Satanic Bible he's quoting from, don't even believe in Satan. They're atheist goths.

This dickhead literally believes in Satan more than they do. Him and his gormless pal are the only ones on that panel peddling harmful satanic beliefs.

The guys from that band must have had a right laugh after this car crash. They must think NI is full of superstitious simpletons if this was BBC Prime Time for local content. Fucking embarrassing shit-show all round.

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mos2k9β€’

Was this recent?

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dio_12Belfastβ€’

No years ago, at least a decade but pretty sure it was 2007/8

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picklesmickColeraineβ€’

Comment on YT "best part of the video is 0.25 - 0.47"

Pretty much nailed it.

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FuzzyCodeβ€’

nolan used to have that Brian guy on his show all the time, complete melter

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Different_Onionβ€’

I love this, they deal with every question he asks with utter contempt which is exactly what a sensationalist cunt like Nolan deserves.

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blue_eyes_daroβ€’

And they have the same right to vote as the rest of us. No wonder this place is a shithole.

Akercocke where clearly trying to get a proper discourse going and answer questions yet the "Christians" didnt have any real questions to ask, all they wanted to do was point the finger yell devil and hope people were scared into agreeing with them. Basically those to ejits are pulling he old "I have decided to use the good old shield of being offended on other peoples behalf to virtue signal some nonexsist "offence"*

  • being offended is a choice. To quote Stepehen fry, " You're offended? Well fuck off and be offended somewhere else"
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