Mom never had to could. She might have put the slipper on her hand tho

im writing this in my grave because i let it go to 0.

As a mom, I never count down. I start with one, and I don't always say what I'm counting to. That gives me time to figure out what I'm going to do.

Holy shit i heard zero and i went sprinting outside cause the belt was coming for my ass i ran so fast one of my shoes came off and i waited like an hour outside cause i was scared to come in and then when i got in the stare that i got was spine chilling. I went to sleep feeling like i was gonna get murdered but the moral of the story don't ever piss off your parents

There isn’t enough left of me to tell that tale

The universe reset and now I’m living in a world very slightly different from the original.

bro got spanked cause I said he was in the way

Do you remember the Chelyabinsk meteor, meteor that hit Russia and did a bunch of damage? It wasn't really a meteor. It was a major cover up. The League of Scary Moms came up with the meteor story. 

It turns out, I can't pronounce his name so we will call him Ed Wumba, Ed was playing with legos in the floor. His mom said it was lunch time, clean up and get to the table. Ed, being 10, becoming a ripe smart ass, due to video game chats and lack of parental guidance, decides he is going to pretend he didn't hear her. 

His mom, we will call her, Chumba. Chumba has been working day and night, so she is extremely stressed out. She tells Ed Wumba to get the legos up, again. He looks up and smiles and nods. Chumba's blood starts to boil, "Ed Wumba, get your damn legos picked up, Right Now!" she exclaims. 

He slowly start moving, picking up one at a time and walking each to the lego box. He knows his mom is mad, he doesn't care, she didn't put his fruit snack in his lunch today, so she deser

Slap to the face. But they hit their hand to the wall in the process popping a blood vessel

People who let their mom count to zero, what happened?