My friend was telling me about how hard it is for him to fall asleep.

I laughed. "Pssht. Sleeping's so easy I can do it with my eyes closed."

Posted May 22, 2020, 3:58 PM UTC

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Emilbus•

I used to have trouble wiping my ass, but now I can do it with one arm behind my back.

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smart-soldier1•

I can do it while I am unconscious

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Marshallstacks•

Haha, not bad

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NoPostsHowMuchKarmaOP•

Thanks!

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ZasuFritzka•

I've been doing since I was a baby.

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