IAMA, GLaDOS.
.-.CAKE.-.
EDIT: LOADING TEST SUBJECT. 01000111010000010100001001000101. HE WILL BE MISSED.
Posted Apr 15, 2011, 11:27 PM UTC · edited
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GLaDOS, please explain why Black Mesa is not to be trusted but you are?
edit: better question, whats the difference between you and Black Mesa?
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Proof?
SUBJECT. SSYN. THE APERTURE CENTER PROVIDE PROOF ONLY TO. GOVERNMENT BODIES. OFTEN TIMES WITH OTHER BODIES. THE COMPANION CUBE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU.
No, we need a photo of you with "reddit" & the date written on a piece of paper.....
I HAVE A APERTURE CENTER APPROVED JOKE. 01010111010010000101100100100000010001000100100101000100001000000101010001001000 01000101001000000100001101001000010010010100001101001011010001010100111000100000 01000011010100100100111101010011010100110010000001010100010010000100010100100000 01010010010011110100000101000100001011100010000000100000010010010101010000100000 01000100010010010100010001001110010101000010111000100000001000000100100101010100 00100000010010000100000101000100001000000100000100100000010000010101000001010010 01000101010101000101010101010010010001010010000001010000010011110101001001010100 01000001010011000010000001000111010101010100111000101110. I THINK IT IS VERY FUNNY. AND PROOF ENOUGH FOR. SUBJECT. SSYN.
I'm not convinced, but for anyone who would like translation:
"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD. IT DIDNT. IT HAD A APRETURE PORTAL GUN."
On the other hand, this could be good for some entertainment. Dance, monkey!