What makes Mortician so "non-poser"?

MORTICIAN

Is it for the meme value, or am I missing something? IMO riffs > horror samples.

Posted May 28, 2020, 10:59 AM UTC

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OctoberRust13SICK HORROR FREAK•

It's satire.

You don't belong.

Back to r/metalmemes with you all.

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normalplebOPPOSER DISPOSER•

I was drunk and curious

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OctoberRust13SICK HORROR FREAK•

Banning these types of posts from here on out.

If you don't get the joke(s) you probably are the joke

Bye boi bye

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marko2204Gospel of The Posers•

They make good music.

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OnlyInDeathMETAL NEVER BENDS•

Well, Mortician is a veritable death metal institution for 3 decades. They’ve stuck to their guns and made exactly the music they wanted to regardless of what was trendy or popular during that time and maintained a level of quality while doing so.

As far as the lengthy horror samples…they are fun and from generally kick-ass underground horror movies, but more importantly, do you know why wimps and posers can’t stand them? *Because they listen to music on shuffle or from playlists. *

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neptoessDeath Detal Gang•

That last point man. It’s so hard to get people to listen to albums anymore.

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SchnurtdieStiefel•

Blastbeat go brrrrr brrrrr Chainsaw guitar go vroom vroom

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SpideryoteDominus Nox•

I've always wondered the same but just went along with the meme

Band's sick though

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normalplebOPPOSER DISPOSER•

Me too. I might just be out of the loop.

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