going to my first chess tournament, what should I expect?
Its a four round swiss style tournament, with 10 minutes per person per game. Other than that, is there anything I should expect? I don't know my elo rating but on yahoo Im about a 1200
Posted Apr 18, 2011, 4:38 AM UTC
Watch out for girls who dress attractively to distract their male opponents. I once played against a girl who wasn't wearing a bra under her tee-shirt, and those two extra bishops gave her a clear advantage.
Mate that b*tch. But make sure you...umm...protect your King. Yeah, that's it.
lol