What I think whenever I visit the golden arches
Posted Apr 23, 2011, 7:33 AM UTC
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Of course this makes sense. Only food would spoil in that time frame.
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Posted Apr 23, 2011, 7:33 AM UTC
Of course this makes sense. Only food would spoil in that time frame.
Who would get a plain hamburger? That's fucked up.
I've heard tales, whispered in the darkest corners of our rotting slums, of a people called vegetarians, or vegans. A plain hamburger? They take it one step further. They demand a hamburger without a patty at all! Just bread. Ketchup. Mustard. Onions. Pickles. They demand a hamburger that is not a hamburger. MADNESS!
I used to work for the big M, and I can confirm that these rumours are true.
Well, I used to be a vegetarian ... but I couldn't imagine myself going to McD's and asking for a meatless sandwich there. I've done it an In-N-Out, although I'd usually also lay a bed of fries in there to pad it out to be a quasi-burger.
First thing that came to mind. Quarter Pounder for the win, mayo instead of k&m.