A great tragedy

haitch white boy standing in his yard grilling while looking at Rick and Morty

he smirks as he moves his lithe white fingers to the up arrow

he notices his burgers and steak are about done so quickly sacks them off the grill into the eagerly awaiting buns

he realizes in horror that his steak was cooked well done

he sobs at his great inadequacy

the great gods of grilling appear out of the sky

he accepts his fate as he is cursed by the grill gods to only grill vegan burgers