I am sick of hearing about my fucking hair.

I swear to fucking god I am going to start wearing a headscarf if people do not leave my hair the fuck alone.

I have red hair. I am not "traditionally ginger" -- my hair is more of a medium auburn but has a bunch of different colours in it, and my eyes are light brown. My husband says I look like "the embodiment of autumn." I was born with this hair colour. I am the only living person in my family with this hair colour. My great grandmother apparently also had it.

The fucking AUDACTIY to try and touch my hair while I'm shopping for groceries, which happened more often as a kid but has happened to me as an adult. The AUDACITY to stereotype me and say I must have a "feisty" personality because of my fucking *hair colour?!What the actual fuck? Not to mention all the fucktard douchbag college boys who say "iVe nEvEr hAd a rEdHeAd bEf0rE" like I'm some kind of fucking trophy!

The only compliment I ever receive from anyone besides my husband is how beautiful my fucking hair is. I have been guilted and shamed into donating it by total fucking strangers alongside family because it would make some very sick child so happy to have my hair colour. I don't wish this on fucking anyone!

Don't touch people. Don't gawk at people. Don't force them into donating parts of their bodies. Don't point at me, don't look at me, I am so fucking sick of people talking about my fucking hair. I am a whole person. I have more things to offer the world than having a specific hair colour.

And ON GOD if I hear another fucking person say "wElL rEdHeAdS are g0iNg eXtInCt" I am shaving my fucking head bald and will keep it that way until I goddamn die. The same for all you pseudointelligent fucks who joke that I mUsT bE a wItCh and how being Catholic must suck. I haven't gone to church in ten fucking years and this isn't the Spanish fucking inquisition!!!!

Leave me the hell alone and leave other redheads the fuck alone. I am sick of being fetishized and I'm sick of random-ass people touching me and asking if my hair is "real" or who I go to to get my hair dyed (Not even hairdressers leave me the hell alone!).

/tipsy rant