[buy] Looking for a sort of "interactive" SPH dick rate?

Service(s) Needed: Looking for a girl who will laugh at my penis and watch me jerk off on a live webcam session. Ideally, I'd like you to make your responses verbally but mine will be over text. Telegram or Discord are the easiest services for me to use.

Budget: Probably around $50, but willing to negotiate.

Specifics (requests, kinks/fetishes, time requirements, etc.): General meanness but with a heavy focus on SPH. I'd like more if you laughed at it and found it funny rather than being angered or abusive.

Type of Seller I'm Looking For (age, race, dom/sub, body type, etc.): Under 30, any race, dom, on the thin side, but the bigger the better when it comes to breasts (but still open to smaller ones!)

Preferred Payment Method(s): ManyVids is probably easiest for me but I'm flexible on this.