Anybody want to hear some home-grown metal?

I wrote the guitar for the end times puppet show a few years ago, got a drummer friend to write a part, and then the two of us played it until we could play it. Recorded it one successful time, and never did it again. From the description on the page:

Odin, during his time as principle god on this pathetic planet, set a doomsday trap. Valhalla was not the heaven so often hoped for, but instead a battery training ground for the most capable soldiers. Awaiting the 'Song Of The End Times', the vikings train and eat, their hatred for their captors on earth growing daily. Waiting with anticipation, they listen for the Song Of The End Times.

...and when The Song is played, this army will find out its source, and lay all living things on the earth to waste.

It's recorded as one track, but it's actually several distinct songs. Personally, I think it's fucking awesome... but, I might be biased.