r/Eve•
Tridgit

EXPOSED: NSH beating their child

Posted Jul 7, 2020, 3:21 AM UTC

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Admiral_WheelsmanV.O.I.D.•

IRL AAR:

I had been over at a girls' house for the night and I receive a text from Wallymarts, the illustrious famous FC from NSH
"Wheeler.. I'm not bullshitting you, it's happening tonight. You need to be here"
"No it's fucking not wally.."
"I'm not joking dude, GET HERE NOW"

I then pretend to have gotten an emergency text from a family friend and tell this girl I need to go.
It's a 30 min drive from her house to mine, I know i can make that drive in 15 if I fuckin' ZOOM.. I choose the toll road.
I send Wally a picture of me going 95mph on the highway and say "Don't go in without me"

I call my MOTHER, who I stay with when I go back home and say "Can you please go into my room and turn on my computer so I don't have to wait for it to boot up when I get home"

There's annoyance in her voice "Is this really necessary??"
"YES MOM, PLEASE TURN ON MY COMPUTER"

I slam the car into park, run in the door and bust open the door to my room.
Instantly open mumble and launch my 3 accounts, I hear "Primary is Komodo".. I know that TEST dropped it on us the week prior, My hands are shaking..

I rage log in my superior shield Leviathan class titan and try and ask for a cyno as calmly as possible.

My friends for many years are kind enough to re-light a cyno so that I may get on this awesome kill. I'm so lucky to be in an alliance with my friends

I jump to the cyno, heart is racing!

I am the only titan there and everyone is laughing..

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Freeziepopz•

-1 You drive a Prius

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AnureManureNullSechnaya Sholupen•

-1 You are a ginger

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throwawayEEleaks2Escalating Entropy•

get fucked idiot

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riftergamingNullSechnaya Sholupen•

You lost me at "a girls house"

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TridgitOPThe Initiative.•

oh fuckk this is too good. everyone had forgotten about this incident cause I didn't make the video right away, so even better details are coming out

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

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AnureManureNullSechnaya Sholupen•

Did your mommy have your toastuh stwoodles weady for you big guy
Wiff the wittle sippie cup too

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Josh_DubGoonswarm Federation•

maybwe she had some hawtpowckets for him to nibble wibble on to fwill his wempty tumtum. can't have it be griggly wirggly while he fwights the bwig bwaddies

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wallywotNullSechnaya Sholupen•

i only learned this today, im still crying laughing

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

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aspecialpineconeFederation Uprising•

reported for kissing a girl. Anure will review this shortly

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aspecialpineconeFederation Uprising•

This guy complains about too many comments.

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

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[deleted]•

[removed]

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

based

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GoneWithTheBlastDeath Squad Sektor B•

The level of trolling in NSH is what Im looking for in Eve, but your recruitment department fucking sucks. "Yeah Anure likes what he sees, he will contact you", never heard back again!

Wait a second...

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wallywotNullSechnaya Sholupen•

you didnt send feet pics did you, classic mistake

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

-2†
TridgitOPThe Initiative.•

lmao, there's more than one corp in NSH tho bud ;)

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dasroIron Armada•

There's only one corp I care about <3

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GoneWithTheBlastDeath Squad Sektor B•

Well, I've been applying to yours though lol

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TridgitOPThe Initiative.•

thats a huge oof if you talking to someone whos outside of the corp then for recruitment ;) hahaha

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GoneWithTheBlastDeath Squad Sektor B•

Thats what I mean by "your recruitment department sucks" hahahahahah

Next time Ill just contact you :)

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Lord_SaTaNoNullSechnaya Sholupen•

Try Mostly Sober.

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AnureManureNullSechnaya Sholupen•

What lol Who are you? I feel like someone didn't tell me about you :stabby:

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wallywotNullSechnaya Sholupen•

Poor wheeler

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

-4†
Josh_DubGoonswarm Federation•

is that why wheeler quit

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ManisharIron Armada•

Nah he started kissing girls and we kicked him

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dasroIron Armada•

Since when were you edgy

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ManisharIron Armada•

You would get it if you played eve

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dasroIron Armada•

Imagine playing eve ityool

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AnureManureNullSechnaya Sholupen•

oof

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ZuluSkiesEvictus.•

You're the best, laughed way too fucking hard

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garter__snakeGallente Federation•

This is an amazing meme

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Admiral_WheelsmanV.O.I.D.•

What an IDIOT

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Cyan_The_Man•

Y'all cold blooded

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ManuelNoryiggaCSMX•

I see Wally content I updoot

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

-3
Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

-4
Hahayouwanna•

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nobody cares

-6
Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

yeah

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

-6
riftergamingNullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

-9

shut the fuck up bitch

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Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

eat shit and die

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riftergamingNullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

-4
Arnoce1NullSechnaya Sholupen•

nobody cares

1