/b/tard likes convenience.
Posted Jul 7, 2020, 3:09 PM UTC
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Reminds me of that time I used to piss in empty beer bottles at a party and my enemy tasted my "beer" by accident. Highlights of my life.
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You mean your arch nemesis?
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Put your computer desk in the basement above a drain and just piss into that like a civilized person. I even have a funnel with a hose to avoid splatter.
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If anon have a garden, then he can dilute it with water and use it as liquid fertilizer. It contains a lot of nitrogen. Plants love that stuff. If have neighbors nearby, then can use it just before the rain; that should reduce/eliminate the smell.
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Or you could avoid performing pee alchemy all together by spending $5 on a bottle of fertalizer.
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What ever happened to the cum bottle guy who posted on b every new year to show off his progress?
I remember we waited for ages for him couple years ago.
Yes that's how I celebrate new year.
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There was this guy on an old discord I used to be in who was absolutely vile. He was a NEET and had five full piss bottles he had be too lazy to throw away (showed us a fucking picture). He also was a fan if poopsocking. Guy was fucking vile.
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POOP!
(Fucking kill me please)
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Xd
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Used my piss bottle all the time back in my student days. Saves time.
Had a cum rag too. That thing stank.
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not using gamer pants
Anon obviously isn't a true gamer
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The way of the road buddy
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Did Low Tier God make this thread? He's personally gone on record during one of his streams that he has never pissed in a toilet and when he is invited into someone else's house he doesn't piss in their toilet he pisses in their sink, the same sink you're suppose to wash your hands in after your done wiping all the shit smeer off your ass because now its all over your hands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzhYjOSaWrQ
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I was cleaning out a room of an evicted person and found a piss drawer. Cups filled to the brim with piss. Some of those cups originally housed milkshakes so the old milkshake residue and piss formed some pretty nasty super fungus. enjoy
What did they taste like?
Yummy
Must've been fucking foul
How does nature make such degenerates?
I remember when I was like 7 and our house was being constructed I would find plastic bottles littered all over the place filled with yellow liquid, used to think they were half-drunk lemonade but thankfully I wasn't retarded enough to drink them.
tfw when the bailiff finds the piss receptacles
This sounds like an r/tendies story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADvJ8p8yY-c
Do it.