An American in Ireland.

A joke my father told me at his Birthday dinner tonight.

"An American man was on Holiday in Ireland when he caught a leprechaun. The leprechaun told him that he could have one wish. He asked if he could ask for a bridge from America to Ireland. The leprechaun refused saying that his wish was far too hard. The man then asked if the leprechaun could grant him the ability to understand women. The leprechaun said "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"