A hot mess.
Posted Jul 14, 2020, 1:06 PM UTC
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That house looks terrified
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This reminds me of Ben stillerās goatee on Arrested Development.
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I was thinking that the house looks like the Sudden Valley model home.
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No turret?
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I never understand castle houses
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How else to demonstrate that you arenāt a peasant?
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A house can look good if itās done in a castle style without too much departure from the original. This however... this is criminal
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One day you might need to pour boiling oil on zombies
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Thereās plenty of cool 1930s Tudor houses that pull the castle look really well. This however is really limp dick attempt at that.
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The front lawn is begging for the house to be turned into the clubhouse for a croquet club.
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The terracing is an odd flex. There might be a good reason that I can't see, though. Less runoff, maybe.
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Front lawn septic leach field? :-O
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I can see their two year old falling to their death from that. š±
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Does it count as masonry small pox if it's not actually stone?
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They've made a huge mistake.
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Just one?
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I don't know what I expected.
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At least they didn't feel he need to muddy it up with a lot of landscaping.
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Will keep providing (:
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That wall is there for small children to fall over and adults to damage ankles on.
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Seriously, what is that for?
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Enter the turret v-o-i-d
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Itās the entrance to McMansion Hell
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Looks so drab. Blech.
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why do those windows have a double chin
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This physically hurt to upvote
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What. The. Hell. Itās like someone jammed a turret and a McMansion backside onto a mid century ranch house and then stuck some sort of half assed attempt at a Tudor window onto the mess.
Well at least itās not boring. Foundation plantings might help but not that sad assortment theyāve got there now.
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I'm sorry, what?!
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It looks like a obstacle on mini golf
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This is a house designed by someone who has never seen a house. Like, in a āthe elephant is a horse designed by committeeā way.
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Thereās so much here that I barely noticed the chimney cap on the right side
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The house looks like it is vomiting itself.
I thought the same, that it appears to vomit out steps.
It does!!! ššš½š
Aww ... poor house is sick over how it looks.