Respect Respect Über Jason/Jason X (Friday the 13th)

Evil gets an upgrade

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Respect Über Jason/Jason X

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Name: Jason Voorhees, Jason X, Über Jason, Jason II, Jason III, Jason to the Third Power, Mr Fuck, The Endgame Man

Age: 64, his chronological age is 509 (Jason X). At least 86 (To The Third Power)

Family: Pamela Voorhees (mother), Elias Voorhees (father), Diana Kimble (half-sister), Jessica Kimble (niece), Steven Freeman (nephew-in-law), Stephanie Kimble (great niece), Free Jefferson (Son)

Allies: His mother and the nano-ants

Enemies: Everything he views as alive. Also doors

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Bio

The old Jason, incomplete and fragmented died on the Grendel in the 25th century. Reborn from his broken and segmented body came a complete being. One single cell of pure anti-life, never again able to separated from the whole. His goal is nothing short of the complete obliteration of all life. Relentless and patient, the new Jason destroyed everything in his path and was virtually unstoppable. Multiple orbital reentries, evil scientist, multiple military battalions, planets so hostile to life that even single-cell organisms couldn't exist in it, the depths of space, himself (multiple times actually), and even wormholes could not stop Uber-Jason. He did finally meet his match on the abandoned moon camp on Elysium, where he fought and was defeated by Jason III. But this was unfortunately not the end. Jason III absorbed the original, and became even more powerful than before. Escaping the moon he continues his rampage, unable to die and with his goal of universal extinction still unfulfilled.

Feats preformed by Jason II and Jason III will have a * next to them. For scaling reference check out the Human and Zombie Jason RT

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Physical Strength

• Holds onto a sling as it tosses as basket at such high speeds it breaks down molecular bonds*

• Uproots and throws a tree like a javelin, turning two people into blood mists

• Despite being restrained, tranquilized, dumped in a vat of amniotic fluid, and being hooked to a battery that electrocutes him, Jason easily shatters glass immune to most conventional weaponry and earthquakes

• Rips through metal: 1, 2, 3

• Rips off Deadite Jason's head

• Throws a head with enough force to send a android through a wall and cripple it

• Resists the vacuum force of space trying to pull him out of a hanger

• Holds a space shuttle cargo door shut when it flew into outer-space

• Throws a man hundreds of feet and cuts off a man's legs*

• Rips off Bardox's arm and then crushes his skull

• With a slap he rips off Andre's hand then throws him into break-proof glass with enough force to flatten his body

• Jason disagrees with premarital sex

• Swings Bill and smashes him into a floor, shattering his neck and breaking his skull

• Rips off a man's limbs then breaks him in half

• Crushes Akako's organs

Striking Strength

• Shakes a space station

• Rams a space shuttle with enough force to not only dent it, but cause it to fly backwards down a crater

• Said shuttle type could contain a 12 foot long space-craft and still have room for 6+ people

• Easily kicks down a multiple inch thick blast door designed to dissipate impact force

• Knocks down a blast door and multiple security hatches. He was hitting them with enough force for people to physically feel the impacts

• Deadite Jason after multiple strikes only dented a similar door

• Slashes and dents doors made of hyper metals and are supposedly impenetrable

• One shots combat androids, 2, 3

• A single Combat Android was enough to kill Deadite Jason

• Rams Deadite Jason through a metal wall

• Punches through a metal door then smashes through an elevator roof

• Jason III defeats and absorbs Jason II, becoming Jason X^3 *

• Breaks out of a containment device

• Punches through Deadite Jason

• Slams Deadite Jason into a wall

• Casually kills hundreds of people*

• Easily overpowers fifty armed prisoners*

• Uber-Jason can easily slash people in half and can casually slice through limbs: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7*

• Slashes a man in half and smashes a man's skull*

• Sends a person flying dozens of feet with a hit*

• Kills some androids with a table

• Punches through Felicity's torso

Durability

• Withstands a point blank explosion that causes an earthquake felt a mile away, breaches a planet's atmosphere, and causes a storm

• Survives atmospheric reentry and smashes into the ground hard enough to make a massive crater

• Withstands a massive point blank explosion. He does it again later but the Space Marine also survived making the feat a bit iffy unless his space suit happens to be really tough

• Withstands a massive explosion from an android and being impaled

• Withstands thirty pulsar blasts which punch a mammoth hole through a wall, then falls three stories. It was also noted that Jason could disappear from DNA scanners.

• His armor withstands dozens of laser shots when undamaged. These laser shots can vaporize metal and easily burn humans.

• Dozens of flame throwers, a point blank grenade launcher, and the combined arms fire of an entire fire team does no damage to Jason

• No sells a bunch of assault rifle shots and is unaffected by an inferno that consumed an entire forest

• His mask blocks a slash from Deadite Jason

• Tanks various punches from Deadite Jason

• Tanks a kick from Kay-Em

• Über Jason is bulletproof: 1, 2. It was also noted that Jason can shrug off plasma bullets

• The ammo in the first gif was noted as being both amped up to illegal levels and were armor piercing

• Tanks a large burst of electricity and again

• Jason's armor is shown to be fireproof on multiple occasions: 1, 2, 3, 4*

Regeneration

• The nano-ants restored Jason from a speck on his mask and are said to restore him atom by atom

• Survives on Planet 666 for two weeks

• Planet 666 is impossibly hostile to all life. Organic matter being exposed to the atmosphere causes it to disintegrate and turn into dust, the planet's average temperature fluxes between 0 and -196 degrees Celsius, there's no breathable atmosphere on the planet, the planet's condition changes every day, and even incredibly resistant microorganisms that can survive incredibly harsh conditions cannot survive on Planet 666

• Heals from having his head burned and melted with a laser rifle and heals from his heart being vaporized

• While having his body paralyzed, he heals from having his brain mashed with the brains of three others

• Smashes Deadite Jason's brain into his, fusing the two

• Jason's regen can destroy foreign invaders so thoroughly that even sub-molecular scanners can no longer detect them. His nanos are also seemingly immune to reprogramming

• Jason rapidly heals from complete body third degree burns

• Heals from a eye wound in three seconds

• A serum specifically designed to incapacitate him has no effect

• Bardox explains his nano-bot regen

• Jason's DNA is so strange that even a basic DNA genome program cannot find any traces of mammalian DNA. Computers cannot pick up any brain activity and cannot detect a pulse

Speed

• Smashes a man's head in a nanosecond* - Probably an outlier

• Kills five people before a person notices while twenty feet away, then kills that person fast enough for them to see their body fall apart

• Moves inhumanly fast and overwhelms multiple people with his speed*

• Flays someone alive before they bled out from being cut in half

• Casually jumps 25 meters*

• Stabs faster than Bill can see

• Stabs someone over 50 times in a short period of time

• Cuts off a man's gentiles before he can register it

• Rapidly cuts a group of people to pieces

• Jumps faster than a woman can believe and stomps her in half

Intelligence/Skills/Stealth

• Jason's eyes can now see in any environment

• The nano-ants enhanced Jason's detection ability to the point where he can now sense artificial lifeforms becoming alive and sense people in the vacuum of space and in other spaceships

• Notices Tsunaron through a hologram

• Messes with Estelle before killing her

• Forms an arrow from a dead man's body to mess with some soldiers

• Slices a man to pieces with surgical precision

• Can hear the blood pumping through a person's body

Nano-Ants

The nano-ants are small near-atomic scale machines that rebuilt and upgraded Jason. Staying in his body for repairs and upgrades, they give Jason a massive array of secondary abilities.

• The ants are capable of enhancing and adapting Jason to whatever he needs in the moment and enhanced every attribute about him in the upgrading process

• The nano-ants can give Jason new skills such as the ability to drive

• The ants give Jason the ability to phase through solid matter

• The ants can absorb oncoming ballistic, incendiary fire, radiation, and other energy sources to enhance Jason. Though this does have its limits and he can be immobilized if he absorbs to much energy and doesn't process it. The nanos can adapt to resist said limits however, but Jason ultimately decided against this method of absorption due to the weakness of being immobilized.

• Both Jason and the nano-ants are capable of adapting to threats on the sub-cellular level. To add Jason's weird out-of-body thing allows him to control said nano-ants against external threats

• The nano-ants are capable of converting other bodies into clones of Jason: 1, 2

• Said clones were capable of regenerating from decapitation

• The nano-ants can store electricity and release them in deadly electric blasts

Fights

• Jason vs Jason X

Best passage in the entire series

Bite me, Jason's body would say if it spoke. But Jason has no need for speech. While not a strong suit, Jason might reach back in his early memory of rudimentary language, a thing of gasps, grunts and sudden fetal tyrannies in the manner of Richard the Third. Jason has no need for speech. He is Mr Fuck. The Endgame Man. The man who says, "This is the final fucking floorshow. It's over. You will never leave hell again." - Jason X: Death Moon - page 341

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Note

Due to the canon weirdness of F13, I really don't know how to rank the secondary sources. The movie is the main canon of course, but the comics and novels have some glaring contradictions at time, but they're also presumably at the same canon level EU wise. So it might be prudent to split UJ based on what canon you want (Movie, Comics, Novels, or full EU composite).