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commodoreer

Reddit, I have a terrible roommate. What is a good prank I could pull on her?

My one roommate is a bitch. She openly and hellishly tries to make all of our (the rest of us living in the house) lives miserable. She told me the other day that "I will go out of my way to make your lives hell." She locks my bathroom door from the inside so I can't get in, she goes to bed at 8 and yells at me if I go in/out of the front door past then, she hides my things and accuses me of taking hers. So I ask, you, Reddit: can you think of a good (anonymous, preferably, for I am somewhat non confrontational) prank I can pull on her to really piss her off? I've let all of this go on for a year without saying/doing anything mean. I'm ready to change that.

Posted Jun 11, 2011, 2:38 AM UTC

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Capinboredface•

Take jalapeno peppers and rub them on her vibrator. The level of mind fuckery involved will get to her.

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inthemguts•

Holy ouch. Brilliant

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earneck•

Put the toilet seat in the position that annoys women.

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inthemguts•

Put nair in her shampoo. Check collegehumor.com articles, roommate confessions, plenty of good ideas there.

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Almost-Famous•

Start injecting a small amount of heroin into her food. Increase gradually over a couple of weeks, then keep it topped at that for a couple of more weeks. Then stop.

She'll live. But she'll wish she hadn't. Or you guys could just kick her out. Might be less trouble. Not nearly as much fun to watch, though.

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domain_squatter•

When she's out: Pack all your shit and leave.

That would be funny.

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MasterQueef•

if you have tech-knowledge, make a macro on her laptop (even if its just in word) that changes the word "the" to "it" automatically. seen people get so pissed at their computer over this

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sataide•

Cover the bowl of the toilet in syranwrap then put the seat down.

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Turn off the breakers/overload the fuses she is using in her room. If she's retarded, it will take her a really long time to figure out whats up. Fuses are best because they are a pain in the ass to fix. Make sure to do this when she isn't in the house or around to catch you and accuse you. This is what I did when I lived in the basement of a multi-level house, where I generally despised the scum-sucking whore who lived above me.

Don't do this if your room and hers are on the same breaker/fuse, or you will be shooting yourself in the foot. Unless you don't care about power, and just want to make her suffer. Don't do this if her room is on the same breaker/fuse as the kitchen. Or if you have other roomies you like who are on the same breaker/fuse as her. You don't want your food going bad. Or enemies of your other roomies.

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giveyouazerbert•

change the locks without telling her

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