Day 2 of gang violence on the streets of EldenRing.

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watsitooya here with the latest breaking news coming at you live from Hollowood Boulevard.

Tensions rise as threats from various gangs are starting to make the rounds around town with the newly formed hunter gang going as far as to declare war on the older possibly more dangerous beast blood gang who have already been accused of bullying a peaceful hollow. The beast blood gang seems to have been formed after u/Microwavemmnm insinuated this gang war stating quote, "Instead of hollowing like the other losers on this sub, I have decided to turn into a beast.", unquote. Whether he is the leader of the beast blood gang or simply an inspirational figure for them is yet to be seen.

Not satisfied with the free updates sekiro will be receiving shuras and even carps have begun to form their own gang but have yet to make their intentions clear. We know the shuras want violence against anything but the question is are the carps looking for a way in on the mayhem or just simple bystanders?

perhaps the most worrying appearance is that of the great ones gang. This cult like sect of humanity is attempting to turn a quick profit in all the confusion using their egregious ads. They promise accession to a higher form through the purchase of 3 umbilical cords. Not only are these extremely rare and expensive but the ascended form is a tentacle. You read that right ladies and gentleman a tentacle. It's just a tentacle.

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Posted Aug 2, 2020, 4:17 AM UTC

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