What the fuck does Amazon think I do in my spare time?

Posted Jun 20, 2011, 4:28 AM UTC
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Posted Jun 20, 2011, 4:28 AM UTC
Maybe it thinks that after playing Gran Turismo on a PS3 hooked to Toshiba TV you are a ninja who nabs people with a fishing line and then ductapes them? I think I'm forgetting something...
Forgot the Vaseline. I pictured him losing in GT, then going and raping some girl after he kidnaps and binds her.
I want to think "something kinky".
But I know better.
Aw, jeez. Did you buy the Twilight trilogy? It thinks you're lonely.