[Spoilers] Guys, I fixed it
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Posted Aug 7, 2020, 3:29 PM UTC
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Tyrion: For the last time, your grace, I am not a fucking hobbit.
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Aragorn: Fine then! -Tosses Tyrion-
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Don't tell the eunuch.
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No need. He knows.
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His little birds have already told him
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You know, this thought actually crosses my mind when I'm playing D&D. How do peasants react when a human with dwarfism/nanism is born? Do they assume the wife cheated on the husband with an actual dwarf? How are they called, since 'dwarf' is an actual being in that universe?
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There are no half-dwarves or three-quarterlings in D&D so presumably they can't interbreed with humans. (If it has a hole, some enterprising human will fuck it, so if they could hybridize, there would certainly be some of those races around.)
They might have a different name for the condition that is up to the DM to decide. Though I don't think it comes up in a lot of games.
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I'm fully aware that there are no half-dwarves in D&D, but, you know, it is reasonable to assume that this is not common knowledge amongst the less educated. Hell, this could be a nice little side quest - a small town wrongfully accusing a peasant of cheating just because they don't understand dwarfism as a medical condition.
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LOTR was great but it lacked a certain sort of deception, betrayal, and overall sister-fucking that really got me into GOT.
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Look, all I'm saying is that if I was Eomer I'd be sorely tempted. Don't judge me.
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Well, Silmarillion had Túrin and Nienor...
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Tbf they didn’t know they were brother and sister though
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The old Oedipus Loophole!
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It's okay guys. I'll write a story that has all of that. With a Real bittersweet ending. unzips
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same, then it was thrown out the window for cheap plot and flashy battle episodes.
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It felt very generic and the battles were really bad.
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All of that is in the books
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Well, Elrond is the father of Arwen, and Elronds brother Eldros went on to become the first King of Númenor. That line of Kings eventually led to Elendil who fled to Middle-Earth and started the line of Kings, with his son Isildur taking over after he was slain by Sauron, and that lineage passes all the way down to Aragorn. So in a way Aragorn and Arwen are very distantly related to eachother.
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Pretty sure it’s first cousins 64 generations removed
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This guy: Why do I fix everything I touch...
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Probably would’ve made more sense the GoTs actual ending tbh
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So this is what it’s like when worlds collide!
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Are you ready to go, cause I’m ready to go?
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Whatcha gonna do baby baby?
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Are you going with me, cause I'm going with you!
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Nice, suggest cross posting to r/lotrmemes
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How is this a spoiler?
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maybe bc it implies someone you dont like gets the thrown, also the show couldve ended with noone on the throne???
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Aragon finally taking the Iron Throne is the biggest spoiler of them all!
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My friends, you bow to no-one.
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//All of Minas Tirith bows to Arya, who is indeed "No one"
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Umm I think you meant to use the Boromir figurine
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Nailed it!
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10/10 support this crossover
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Just think of the melodies Aragorn could make with Pod!
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I would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king.
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But bran can’t feel the swords in his arse
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But what is his tax policy?
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Fair and just
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Lmao, why is this spoilers though
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Eh, I’ll take it. Better than what we got.
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The best possible ending
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For Frodo!!!!!
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And who has a better story than Aragorn?
Bran probably
All hail Bran the broken
Tyrion: And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
Arya, shapeshifter and ultimate savior of all humanity, the only reason any of these people are still alive: 👀
Or John, "The Prince that was Pointless". The bastard not bastard that was sent to the NightWatch for being a bastard, raids north of the wall, democratically and badassraly voted Comander of the organization that he started as basically a potty chancher for Aemon, killed a White Walker Comander, saved the free Folk, stared the Night King in the eyes, comes back, gets Cesared by his soldiers, gets revived by a fire witch, takes back the ancestral home of the Starks, get caught in the eye (and bed) of the famous Targaryen Dragon Queen, even gets the respect/recognition of the Dragons and discovers that she is after all his aunt, because he ain't a bastard Stark...he IS a Stark by his mother, Lyanna, but also a Targaryen by his father, Rhaegar, the rightful heir to throne.
I understand that Bran may also end up as King in the books. But the show did jack shit with the character evolution. I even thought the "you will never walk again....but you will fly" was a set up for him controlling a Dragon. And after the Hodor episode I thought they were going to show Bran influencing the past, like for example him in the present controlling the Sansa's wolf in the past attacking Joffrey. Things like that.
In the end, in the series, even Gendry would have a better story and more fit to be King. Lineage and all. Or Tyrion or Sansa, or the petulant Arryn boy or Asha or even Reek. Why not.
If I were not a broke motherfucker you would be getting gold
Aragorn carried Bran the Broken until Bran was reforged by Elrond into Brandúril, The Flame of the North.
Branduril gave me a good laugh
Bran the bankrupt
Ironic, considering how Martin feels about Aragorn’s story...
Martin has a too high esteem of himself and has not so much modesty remaining.
... Frodo?
Isildur probably.
Oh we're playing that game. Anakin Skywalker.
I can do you one better: Darth Plagueis.
But it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you
They wouldn't now would they. Hmmm.