The worst way to come out as a furry.

"What the hell are you doing, Scott?! This is a toy aisle!"

Hey, mom. I took a shit in the kitchen. Here's a plastic bag for you while I go upstairs and grab my tail, I've been meaning to show all this to you for a long time.

"Do you, Steve, take this squirrel as your wife?"

"Hi, I'm Bill and this is so difficult for me to say."

"It's ok Bill. We've all been there before."

"This is the first time I'm telling anyone... Hi I'm Bill and I'm a furry"

"Ummmm... this is Alcoholics Anonymous..."

My name is John and I'm applying to PETA because...

"Yeah, remember that old Sesame Street cartoon with Bill the Bat and Claire the Cat?"

"I think so."

"I found the voice in that sexy."

"WHAT-"

Father: “I can’t believe the guy in the dog suit canceled for little Suzie’s Birthday. What will we do now?

Grandfather: I’ve got a solution.