Jesus christ stalin those were *your people* oh god

Shlad Zelensky

- check out our kinda western style democracy that we tried to reform since 2014!

- wins due to hosting own political tv show about the peoples will (слуга народа)

- despite being in a cuck position compared to trump, still contributing factor to getting the orange man impeached

- russian speaker in a ukraine that is increasingly being less russian. Really?

- is ordering tonka trucks as we speak so that ukrainian culture can be more westernized

Lad Stalin
.... what the fuck?

Virgin Putin:

\-relies on kidnappings and "died of natural causes" to get rid of his enemies.

Chad Lukashenka"

\-executes his enemies by firing squad.

Incel Trump:

Secretly simps for other dictator. Wants to be one.

Barely understands what hes doing.

No cool outfit whatsoever.

Nickname is "Orange Man" lmao

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Brad Kim jong un:

Inherited his position. Didnt even cuck anyone over to get this far.

Compensates for being a manlet with rockets.

Executes his family members with flamethrowers and feeding them to hounds. Kinda cool.

Has cult of personality.

Uninspired outfit.

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Gad Bogdanoff twins:

Leaders of the Illuminati

Secretly dovern over the entire world.

Noone realiszed we all live in a global dictatorship.

Anyone who knows too much is eliminated from human historical records.

No human can comprehend their true form.

WAKE UP PEOPLE

He have largest khram in all history of Kazakhstan! Nice!

I mean, at least one of them is honest about being a dictator who hates gay people.

The Virgin Putin vs. the Chad Lukashenko