[Almost Relevant](http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/tom-waits-the-piano-has-been-drinking-1977-live-audio-roslyn/ac206eb72d2f6bb6f591ac206eb72d2f6bb6f591-892063909414?q=the+piano+has+been+drinking&FROM=LKVR5&GT1=LKVR5&FORM=LKVR2)

[Almost Relevant](http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/tom-waits-the-piano-has-been-drinking-1977-live-audio-roslyn/ac206eb72d2f6bb6f591ac206eb72d2f6bb6f591-892063909414?q=the+piano+has+been+drinking&amp;FROM=LKVR5&amp;GT1=LKVR5&amp;FORM=LKVR2)

The piano has been shrinking