I guess my CoD skills turned him on
Posted Jul 5, 2011, 4:22 AM UTC
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I once got a couple of messages from someone who was probably a pedo. It was more subtle than this...scary shit.
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Wanna see my penis?
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You know, suddenly the weird sound you make during the load screen has a totally new meaning to me ಠ_ಠ
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You gotta do something with all those penises around you in between matches.
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That. Damn. Sound. Saucy, you are a freaking genius.
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This would've been a good opportunity to use your alt.
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Oh, don't even start me on this
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I would love to see the messages you get!
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I second this.
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Why not? Think of all the karma you could get ;)
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Life lesson: If someone online is doing better than you, they're either cheating or gay
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"Do u liek me? y/n"
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You are just that good.....
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I'd like to think so haha.
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We all get a little aroused when MISTER_WHITE is on our team
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A "little"??
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Aww man, I miss you guys. I had let my brother borrow my PS3 but he hasn't been playing lately, I might take it back and try to play more often.
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Careful, I hear he's a real beast.
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Since I already reached 15th prestige, I've been leveling up my GF's account. When normally I would get hate mail, i get way more friend requests and random messages on her account.
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I guess 2v2 GB matches would be like dates and private matches, well, you get the idea.
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I feel ya there. I'm a dude, too. My effeminate nickname and disregard for the microphone has earned me quite a few steam messages.
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Should have stuck to PS3 ;)
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You could get paid for that. Girls get paid for being Xbox escorts. I'm not kidding. http://www.gamecrush.com/
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I told you that this would get upvotes. Ye of little faith.
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Hey, you know me.
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Yeah but WaW is hacked to shit these days so he musta just gone for the latest CoD...
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he Meant World of Warcraft bro.
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Yeah I got that, was merely an attempt at gaming punnery.... WoW - WaW, see where I was going?
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Possibly too subtle....
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No.
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That thud you hear is him hitting rock bottom
12 yr olds, now-a-days, have it so hard. Poor poor kid.
He sent me another message saying he was 19 (probably a lie, or at least I hope so for his sake) and that he hoped I was younger.
Younger than 19... hmmmm. I think your reply shoulda just been, "why don't you have a seat overrrr here."
Seriously, using XBL for hookups is just... sad.
Haha I think the last thing I sent him was something like, "Wow you're desperate huh? Lol." Haven't heard from him since.
My guess is that he's either a 10 year old or a pedophile, hopefully the former.