Law & Order: SVU - Drinking Game
Posted Jul 14, 2011, 2:52 AM UTC
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Every time someone steps out of frame to answer a phone call and then re-enters moments later to advance the plot.
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Are you trying to play a drinking game or kill yourself?
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It's Law & Order:Rape Edition. It can be a little of both.
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Does anyone remember the SNL skit with Amy Pohler that was like "Acting classes for minor Law and Order characters?" It was basically this. I'll see if I can find a link
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I really want to see this, please post a link if you can!
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A little different than what I remember (and what conman16x was referring to), but here's a crappy quality version of it
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Thanks!!
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"24" drinking game:
- Someone is about to reveal the entire badguy plot, but gets killed out of nowhere just before he does.
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that's not a game that's a death sentence.
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Me and two friends have started a 24 drinking game. We do it every Monday and just finished season 7 (started from 1 on DVD/Netflix). Usually we do 2 episodes. Some basic rules we have setup:
- Some says Jack or Bauer = 1 drink. Jack Bauer = 3 drinks
- Jack says either of the above = x2
- 2 drinks for every death
- 2 drinks for an explosion
- Traitor is revealed = half a beer
- Jack says "I give you my word" = 4 drinks
- Jack convinces someone to do something ridiculous or something they just adamantly opposed (the influence is shown when they stare and Jack's eyes, look away, then look back and acquiesce) = 4 drinks
and many others. We have some other fun things like after a commercial break the clock comes up with several frames, and whoever guesses the edit cut correctly gets to dole out 2 drinks. Also, whenever the CTU ring goes off, the last person to call it takes two drinks. We've got a book on this shit we'll publish someday.
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Definitely the best show for a drinking game, but you missed the most important cue--Jack's dammit's. He's constantly saying "Dammit Chloe!", "Dammit George", etc. There's also "(Tell me) where X is!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9DijlVkIGA&feature=related
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"DAMMIT!": drink
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Allow me to make a few improvements to this list.
- Some says Jack or Bauer = 1 drink. Jack Bauer = 3 drinks
- Jack says either of the above = x2 (With weapon drawn x3)
- 2 drinks for every death
- 2 drinks for an explosion
- 1 drink for every mention of "time".
- Traitor is revealed = half a beer
- Jack says "I give you my word" = 4 drinks
- Person mention above dies within two episodes = 1 beer
- Jack convinces someone to do something ridiculous or something they just adamantly opposed (the influence is shown when they stare and Jack's eyes, look away, then look back and acquiesce) = 4 drinks
- Person mention above dies due to action. = everyone takes 5 drinks (You already passed Day 3's Russian Roulette so no one will die)
- Michelle and Tony had a deep moment = Irish Car Bomb
Fun fact. If you are of average weight for a man (around 180) with decent control of your alcohol of choice (being shots of beer), there is no single episode that could get your drunk off Jack Bauer kills alone, most in one episode being 13 kills.
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4: what happens when the LA nuke goes off? Down the bottle of vodka?
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We have a nuke rule as well. I believe it is a whole beer. There is the LA nuke and the one in the desert in season 2.
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- Mr/Madam President = 1 Drink
- New head of CTU assigned = 1 Shot
- Chloe makes a sarcastic remark = 1 Drink
- Jack is taken into custody = 3 Drinks
- Hostage dies = 1 Shot
- Jack's past is brought up = Finish your beer
- Sexual tension = 3 Drinks
- Something gets hacked = 1 Drink
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Don't know why you are watching Twilight so much.
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He needs a beard for his alcoholism.
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A better game would be take a drink every time you hear:
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Damn it!!!
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Damn it Chloe!
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The clock
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you will die
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Scarface Drinking Game
Easy: Someone says Tony
Normal: Someone say Fuck
Insane : Someone says Mein or Man ( You will be vomiting by the 2nd scene)
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Impossible: Every time cocaine appears on screen.
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The Chug Game: You and a friend compete to see who can chug a beer faster. The loser chugs another beer. Repeat.
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I live in Korea, and this show is on here ALL the time. This is perfect.
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Is there a Korean version of law and order?
Not a show "like it", but a direct spinoff?
I'm assuming you are talking about the US version being syndicated over there, but was curious about a homegrown version.
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I imagine there is. There are too many channels to count really. My Korean isn't good enough to be able to watch television programs and understand them beyond an occasional few words here and there. They've just started adverts all over the place for Top Gear Korea, which is a direct spinoff much like the American version I'm sure.
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Oh yeah, what're they gonna drive, KIA's? pffft.
Actually my friend just got back from her brother's wedding in Korea and tells me that there are all kinds of fancy cars on the roads over in Seoul.
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I assume you mean the British version?
Read here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_(2002_TV_series)#Broadcasts
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Well yeah, obviously the British version is the original. I've been watching it for years. What I meant is that Korea is picking up their own top gear show just like America did recently.
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which is a direct spinoff much like the American version
He meant the American version is the spinoff.
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not everyone in the UK drinks tea
Blasphemy.
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whirlb, please do not play a drinking game ALL the time.
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Obviously you've never been to Korea, lol. The drinking culture is incredibly strong here. It's kind of a joke amongst English teachers here that Korea can turn anyone into an alcoholic. I believe they have the highest alcohol consumption per capita in the world.
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No, but they're close. It's actually Czech Republic, then Russia, I think.
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It's on all the time in America too. I'm pretty sure for most of every day multiple channels are playing one of the Law & Orders. It's really annoying.
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They didn't specify which robot. I could assume they mean Bender but I'd rather cover my bases and drink whenever I see any robot.
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That episode will kill you then. It's nothing but robots.
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Challenge Accepted.
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Needs one more.
Every time basic civil liberties are presented as just an inconvenience for the heroic prosecutors, take a drink.
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God DAMN the 4th Amendment! I just NEED to get into that house, regardless of the extremely flimsy connection I just made during a brain fart storm!
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"COME ON!"
They left that one out :/
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Gotta make sure nobody dies of alcohol poisoning.
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Like 70% of those triggers are 1-offs that would be unused 99% of the time...
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you need to go back and watch the show again, there's only 1 of those that only happens once (afternoon delight). Every other one happens minimum 2, but most of them are significantly higher.
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Add "ENHANCE"! (Works for ALL cop shows!)
This game is perfect for when you're trapped in a hotel room and brought your own bottle! It seems SUV is ALWAYS on when we stay in hotels....
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Law & Order: SUV - In the criminal justice system, vehicular offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated four-wheelers who investigate these moving violations are members of an elite squad known as Sports Utility Vehicles. These are their stories. BUM BUM.
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I don't recall "ENHANCE!" ON L&O:SVU often enough for that to be a rule. It's not one of those crazy crime scene shows, it's more old fashioned.
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Law and Order: CI Drinking Game:
- Eams rolls her eyes because Goren does something weird.
- Goren reveals that he can read yet another exotic language (X2).
- Goren smells a body or an item from the crime scene.
- Goren slaps the table with his hands in the interrogation room.
- First suspect arrested isn't the perp.
Additions?
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Goren stutters while explaining a crime scenario to a suspect.
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- Goren tilts his head.
Have fun in the ER bitches!!!!
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if you're watching Law and Order: CI, you better already be wasted. that show is not a winner.
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I'm a sucker for Vincent D'onofrio. That's the only reason I watch it.
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My favorite drinking game is for watching early episodes of Cops.
Every time there is a cop with moustache on the screen, drink.
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So you took the long way to saying, "I'm never not drinking during Cops."
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Exactly.
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Glad to see someone else does this too!
Also, you need to take 2 drinks if it's a flat-top/mustache combo. One drink is for when the cops try to dish out advice, chase someone on foot, and slap on the handcuffs. Now, the last rule is my favorite- you make bets for the amount of time someone has to drink, based on the ethnicity of the person in the car that is being chased.
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Funny, I was just telling my g/f that BD Wong needs to be in more shows, if only so I can say his name more often. It's fun to say fast. B D WONG!
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I sat down to go through The X-Files for the first time a few months ago. After a while, you get used to seeing a lot of great character actors who got bigger later on.
So when an episode in Chinatown started, my initial thought was, "Oh, I bet BD Wong is the going to be the guest star." Then some other Asian dude showed up, I was a bit disappointed, but then he got killed. Then, one of the cops at the crime scene says, "Hey, there's some kind of Chinese character here. [Asian Cop], can you read this?" Cue BD Wong strolling into frame.
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B====D Wong
hah, i'm clever
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You should watch Oz, if you haven't already.
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I have all the DVD box sets! Great show.
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MY NAME IS GEORGE HUANG, AND I'M A PSYCHIATRIST.
He said that really intensely in one episode and now whenever I see his name or think of him I think of that and have to say it in a serious voice.
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Is it just me, or Huang only openly said he is gay in the 11th season? I don't think there was an official confirmation until then - only hints. Am I wrong?
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As far as I recall, there was nothing about it until he suddenly said it and then it was just like oh... okay, sure. We never really saw his life outside of the office, although we know Stabler's married, Munch has been married, Benson has dated men, and Finn has talked about women. So it was interesting that they just were like "oh yeah he's gay." I wonder if it was planned before that season.
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Totally forgot the "Munch talks about government experiments/ conspiracy in sarcastic way" Drop a tab of Acid
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- "In my office, NOW!"
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Are you us? We did this a few weeks ago with very slight rules alterations.
- Only drink when Wong says something blindingly obvious (don't worry, it's still most of the time he's on screen)
- Drink whenever Munch is stereotypically Jewish
- Incest = finish your drink
- Drink anytime Ice-T gets a black guy 'tude with a perp.
Weapons drawn would have been a good one. Congratulations on discovering a pretty fun game. IIRC we watched 6 episodes and I was pretty drunk by the end.
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Saved for future reference.
SVU is one of my favorite shows.
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Best media based drinking game I ever played was to Donkey Kong Country. We drank every time they made a monkey noise. We soon discovered that if you stop moving and do not pause you make monkey sounds. That got us drunk faster, which in turn made us forget to pause when we drank, which got us drunk even faster! It was a vicious cycle.
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I've wanted to do this forever, but my friends think I'm weird. I would add every time the chief gets upset with them for "bending the rules." Oh, and every time B.D. Wong says "this guy needs an audience."
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a group of adults in their mid twenty's were found dead by alcohol poisoning today
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That would be a very depressing show to get drunk watching.
Eh, after watching The Wire, Law and Order just seems like a dark comedy.
No onder much got the hell out of Baltimore.
Edit: Wonder; Munch.
I seriously have no idea why my initial comment was so garbled; I'm not even posting from my phone. Out of respect for spacedout, I'm leaving it up...because his comment is too goddamned funny not to.
I can tell you've already started playing this drinking game.
Wonder munch sounds like an awesome breakfast cereal.
Or an awful name for a prostitute...
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After watching the Wire I can safely assume that every cop is driving drunk pretty much all the time.
True that.
I am on season 2 of The Wire. SVU guys look like pussies, with all their hi-tech huge screens, great leads in a second, talking suspects and perfect DNA samples.
What SVU really needs is Robert Goren. He is wasted on CI.
No fucking way! Goren is the reason I don't watch CI. He is such a fucking ass hat that just happens to be an expert in EVERY damn obscure social group that the victim and/or suspect was into.
appropriate rage face You take that back.
He's the reason nobody watches CI.
He has grown on me since watching the marathon they had about a month ago, but, too little too late Bobby...too late.
Goren is DA MAN.
Actually, Vincent D'onofrio is the man. I think he's marvelous.
You forgot him being an expert in history, architecture, design, literature, languages, and any other thing that the writers happen to throw into the script.
I had serious problems parsing that sentence.