The United States of America falls and dies forever. What is written on its tombstone?
Posted Sep 9, 2020, 12:24 AM UTC
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"Here lies the US. Built in the pursuit of freedom. Unbuilt in the escape from responsibility."
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About time
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"Eh, we had a good run."
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“Lol bye”
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Shit happens.
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“Here lies the land of the free(not really, they stole it) and home of the brave(ish)”
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[removed]
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“It is what it is.”
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No gun no fun
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Bigly
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It was the best of times it was the worst of times.
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Cheap Whores
1776-202x
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Shortest Empire Ever.
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We were never great.
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“Here lies America, oof”
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Tombstone? Nah, too expensive. The government would cash out the life insurance, cremate the US and the politicians would keep the extra money.
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Make America Great Again
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Yolo
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we was kangs and shit.
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Mom’s Spaghetti
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"Dont let them have 2 parties or something" -George Washington