Stop being a bitch, stop being a mute, get laid

Don't fuck a holed watermelon. Please, your penis would hurt.

Actually it is my younger self who has to advice to my older self

"hey, i know you always follow the rules, get stellar grades, are very sweet to everyone, and sacrifice your desires for other people, but literally no one cares and it doesnt even matter in the long run so you might as well fuck shit up. also, take lithium."

Now that you are older, what advice would you give to your younger self if you could?