Words from Coach Shikikan

Alright fellow degenerates gather around me.

Now I’m going to be honest right from the start here. This upcoming event is going to be tough. It is an uphill battle for many of you for that one girl, and I understand that. We all here, understand that. Many cubes will perish. Many dreams will wither away. But that will not stop us from trying. That will not stop us from charging that 1.2% rate with guns blazing and bullets flying past our faces. No. In fact we embrace that 1.2% rate! We have pulled worse rates! And think about what it’s for my fellow degens.

FLOOF!

Floof of the finest quality! Floof that will lead the way to countless victories! And when we pull the floof from the clutches of the dastardly gacha pool, we will scream at the top of our lungs! So, take your hands and grip the gacha by it’s odd-shaped cubed like balls and you yank hard. You yank so hard you make the gacha give you the floof on each of your daily pulls and you laugh in its face. For this is our finest hour my fellow shikikans.

So, who’s with me to obtain the FLOOF!?

Floof on 3! 1, 2, 3, FLOOOOOFFFFF