A student asked me if I had eaten brain nuts
then she said "the nuts that look like brains"
Which turns out was walnuts.
Posted Sep 21, 2020, 12:53 PM UTC
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My mum always tried to feed me walnuts when I was growing up. She said it’s good for my brain because it looks like brains.
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She said it’s good for my brain because it looks like brains.
That's how you know that she was really using her walnut.
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For researchers, walnuts are the top nut for brain health. Particularly, for this reason: They have a significantly high concentration of DHA, a type of Omega-3 fatty acid. Some researchers suggest that DHA may be the key to boosting your brain's performance and preventing age-related cognitive decline.
Funny how that works out. Brb gonna eat some cucumbers
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instruction unclear, dick became crispy and watery
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I guess eating real brains must be super good for you
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I mean they do freakishly resemble brains. Which is cool, because it’s like seeing natural systems arrive at the same solution to a problem separately.
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I knew exactly what she was talking about
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Might be a cool naming convention for a Halloween party!
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Walnut is called dog brain in my country
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Pecans may have also worked.
Though some people's brains are a bit more hazelnut, if you know what I mean.
Specifically, hazelnut spread.
Mmm Nutella Brain
Smooth brain = Nutella brain, this is now the way.
i am nutella brain
Mmm chocolate brain
Some stay dry while others feel the pain
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What inspires you to make this odd claim?
Yeah, a quick google search is telling me I'm a rube