You know the end is nigh when seeing this

You know the end is nigh when seeing this

Posted Sep 28, 2020, 7:22 PM UTC

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SquishGunClarinet•

Waiter: “Which flat would you like sir?” Me: “I’ll take your entire stock”

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FindlaechOPTrombone•

That was pretty much the mood yes! :)

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adamAtBeefTuba, greatest of all instruments•

Why would that not be written as B

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ryanh424Tuba, greatest of all instruments•

Because then the alto and tenor saxophones and trumpets and clarinets as well as french horns would get buttfucked by even more sharps. This way those instruments have a slightly more enjoyable time playing in that key without reading a shitton of sharps.

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adamAtBeefTuba, greatest of all instruments•

You ever just have 9 sharps?

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ryanh424Tuba, greatest of all instruments•

Yes, from his royal highness, daddy Arbans

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TheBANDit__Trombone•

Because it's easier for us to think about "one note down" than one note up. I'm talking about like high-school level kids. That's why in band we practice the flat side of the circle of fifths. The key of B has 5 sharps, which is far harder for some people to read than 7 flats.

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WSFerryGuy2•

I see you "circle of fourths'd" that, too?

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Brookie_uwuPiano/Mallets/Tenors•

Because no one likes/wants/knows how to read sharps :/

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adamAtBeefTuba, greatest of all instruments•

The best way to learn is to suffer try it

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ADM_TetanusAlto Sax•

Lol I prefer sharps to flats

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ArthillidanTrumpet•

It's called transposing A trumpet music on a Bb trumpet

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FindlaechOPTrombone•

Bah, that's why Ut4 is for, right?!

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ArthillidanTrumpet•

I am confused. I don't know what ut4 is. Are you talking about the tuning slide?

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FindlaechOPTrombone•

Apparently in English it's called the Tenor Clef : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clef#Tenor_clef

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ArthillidanTrumpet•

I see, but no. The only problem different clefs can solve is when your music is far outside the clef and every note has around 5 helplines so the music is absolutely unreadable. It's a problem I don't have to deal with, but in return, I have to deal with transposing which is something you don't have to deal with.

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Obtainer_of_bread•

Idk what instrument u playin (I’m assuming trombone or euphonium) but good luck sir/ma’am/insert they version of this

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FindlaechOPTrombone•

Proud trombonist getting out of requirement! :)

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TheBANDit__Trombone•

But it's just Cb major (or Ab minor)

If it was written as B major ( G# minor) thats another story.

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MrSaucyLampTuba, greatest of all instruments•

all my homies hate sharps

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MrSaucyLampTuba, greatest of all instruments•

i’d rather have 7 flats than 2 sharps, all my homies hate sharps. also B Major is bae

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ValoogiPercussion•

I did piano for 8 years and then did mallets in middle school so I am the god of all sharps and flats.

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FindlaechOPTrombone•

"La Gioconda" by Amilcar Ponchielli.
If that can bring some elements of understanding, this is a 1950's Spanish edition.

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TheGoblinInTheCornerAlto Sax•

Screams in Alto saxophones dont understand flats

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KavemanrustBaritone•

Just remember BEADGCF.

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adamAtBeefTuba, greatest of all instruments•

At that point its just every note is flat

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KavemanrustBaritone•

Yep true.

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lizard-gurl-tm•

Fuck that one rest after the fermata tho.

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FindlaechOPTrombone•

hahaha

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MusicNerd4Clarinet•

Cb and Abm are both just... why couldn’t you transpose up a half step

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DeviousOstrichTrumpet•

I was about to say something but then I remembered I can only kind of read bass clef

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Well that’s no fun

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FindlaechOPTrombone•

NO IT'S NOT :<

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redhairsisterPercussion•

As a percussionist who’s middle school director didn’t focus too much on mallets, wouldn’t only 5 of the 7 be playable since there isn’t a C or F flat?

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MrSaucyLampTuba, greatest of all instruments•

C flat is B natural, “flat” just means a half step down. 7 flats is technically the same as 2 sharps, idk why it’s written like this

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redhairsisterPercussion•

Ok the first part helped a lot but the rest conversed me but thanks anyway

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Bruhboi08Trumpet•

Oh no oh god oh no oh fuck

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