That's why most go devs are shit or super junior. They think their goroutines are some kind of magic that allows them to not think about threads
Posted Oct 15, 2020, 6:13 PM UTC
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The parent post is the true jerk.
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The key point here is our programmers are Googlers, they’re not researchers. They’re typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or C++, probably learned Python. They’re not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use
He still is a true jerk
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Real programmes use c++. Those who don't are juniors or just don't understand computers.
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don't understand computers.
C++ is just portable assembly
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C++ is just portable assembly
Now now, C is portable assembly.
C++ is portable assembly with class.
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You can’t carry C around with you. Punch cards are the only true portable assembly
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Real programmers use Haskal. Those who don't are just in for the money or don't understand spineless, tagless G-machines.
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Last time I checked (which was circa '83) any programming language satisfying /.*as(c|k)(a|e)l+$/ is a quiche eater language with the exemption of Fred Paskell because Akira is exempt from all rules.
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You may enjoy Java2K. It is a probabilistic programming language. Deterministic languages are for wimps.
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lol, no rules
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Real Programmers write in FORTRAN.
And some write in machine code. We call him Mel. Because that was his name.
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/uj
If you use this anywhere outside of PCJ you should be ashamed of yourself. Yes even Pike.
Also - entire user profile looks like something from 4chan
I access PCJ on my phone, so that I can jerk on-the-go and in public.
Should I be ashamed?
We don't kinkshame on PCJ but off PCJ: yes
Yes, only our super secret elite PCJ club can mock programmers.