samuraipanda85•

Fun fact: He is gonna rip your eyes out.

7
Rhediix•

He will also wear your skin....

6
AintEverLucky•

He will BURN

your HEARTS

in a FIRE!!!

3
mikemcmahanmike•

Uh, do not trust this pillow.

5
Prof_XOP•

But it says it just wants to help

6
Sitcom_kid•

I didn't know they had that. Oh my goodness. Where did you get it?

4
Prof_XOP•

My wife made it last night for me, I really don't deserve her.

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wasnotimposter•

I was about to ask where you get it. It looks so official!

6
Hero_Of_Shadows•

Never, ever disable security protocols.

4
nj_fan•

Whatever you do, do not snap his neck.

3