PEEWUN•

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Somebody actually got paid to type this!

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NamasteFCOP•

There is a bigger chance of Messi being sold to Norway and work in a salmon factory

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redrain_•

Don't disrespect our salmon

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NamasteFCOP•

Who says Messi wouldn’t be a great fisher

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Oxfordsandtea•

He’s got a low center of gravity. Very good for landing a lunker.

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redrain_•

>Factory

It's all fresh :)

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Speck_A•

It's intentional to get fans riled up and to get reactions/comments.

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NamasteFCOP•

Very true, and it’s clearly working

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cjsc9079•

"A no-brainer"

Literally, you must not have brain function if you believe or expect this to happen.

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killeronca•

The whole liverpool fanbase collectively threw up in their mouths

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Hoodxd•

Stevie to join, sell some quality to us and have them relegated

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NamasteFCOP•

Subscribe

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WH6TSINANAME•

They have some good ground staff or something?

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Hoodxd•

I’d have Rashford, as Jota’s backup.

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[deleted]•

You just know the guy who wrote this went straight onto some fake models Facebook account asking them to send bobs and vagene.

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aibrahim1207•

How do you all feel Stevie would react of this offer came to him? Hypothetically speaking of course, because there's no chance in hell.

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NamasteFCOP•

Pretty sure he would curl it into a ball and Kobe it across the room

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[deleted]•

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aibrahim1207•

Ugh I just love him so much.

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[deleted]•

Because of his Liverpudlian roots, he wouldn’t have a choice. Despite the fact that that job would elevate his pedestal as a manager immensely, rivals or not they’re a premier club.

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