And I’m too much of a coward to even comment 😩
Posted Nov 5, 2020, 1:01 AM UTC
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I came hear to say commenting on reddit literally landed me my hot goth wife, so it's totally possible with some courage!
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A true inspiration to us all
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HOW? Please reveal your secrets! (I'm Australian. You'd think living in a country that's not completely fucked would be a selling point but...not so far)
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I made a funny joke replying to her comment. She dmed me saying it made her day. 3 years later I live in Canada and we've been married for a year!
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That's epic! Hopefully some day 🤞 Congrats 👭
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I’d be super interested if it weren’t for the giant spiders and my crippling arachnophobia.
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Oh...this is not the right country for you. ☹
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I figured as much. :(
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It was for me. /s
For real though I just wanna move halfway across the world to be with my girlfriend.
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The irony is that I WOULD move for the woman who is right for me
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How? :<
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Everytime I talk to a pretty girl I feel like I'm talking to a crush in high school, probably because I immediately develop a crush on every pretty girl I talk to...
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Well considering somehow like every girl is pretty...
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I need goth ihop to be a thing
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Why go to goth ihop when I'm a goth, you can come to my house, spend the night, and I can make you pancakes and coffee in the morning ;)
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Pancakes with nutella? 👉👈☺
Oh, can I bring my cats? 😅
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I don't use nutella because I don't buy products with palm oil where I can avoid it, but I can absolutely shave hazelnuts into some chocolate chip pancakes (:
Cats are always welcome. 10/10 will give them very small, plain pancakes
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Even healthier! :D would join! And Paco would quite gladly eat the plain pancakes, he likes to eat a lot. :D
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Hell yeah!
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Sold
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Sorry, you have to wear a mask to be invited.
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Sorry, I forgot that virtuous public rejection of those with different opinions must always take precedence in queer spaces over flirting, sex, silly jokes and generally having a good time. I wear masks to the store but not to a lover's house
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goth ihop lmao
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What is the source on this image?
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Big ole NSFW tag needed there
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Yeah my bad, I had given a warning to another person that asked for the source and forgot to mention it for this one.
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Omg I'm sweating. Why am I this horny at all times 😂
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Need to hit up the goth IHOP right after MILF Denny's and Tomboy Outback
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Women leaning over me like that is my biggest weakness.
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Same
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the two ends of my transition goals in one image
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Lol same, I’m going to try and mix them together but I still need the titties to make them work
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I am upvoting respectfully (ᴗ_ᴗ)
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God I wish I had the confidence to just tell all the cute twitter girls I follow that they're super attractive.
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*upvotes and does nothing else*
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why the fuck is Goth IHOP not a real thing😩
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I’m not goth or an IHOP but I could come over to your house stay the night and make you pancakes in the morning?🥺👉👈
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Who’s the artist op
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https://twitter.com/meru_nyaa?s=11 fair warning, they are a nsfw artist, just in case ya open the link in public
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Love their work~
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aaaAAAaaA goth IHOP and pretty girls all in one sub XD
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The lighting and shadows are competent, this artist is clearly good, so it's a shame the anatomy on Goth Gal is absolutely horrendous!!
Why do her left fingers have an extra knuckle bending them? Her right hand might just be the not-great execution of an awkward perspective on it but it seems to be that her digits are close together except her thumb which is spread inhumanly wide and she has a wrist-butt. Then there's her spine which is impossibly twisted. And then there's the way her hips are made ludicrously-wide by the outer edge of her left thigh, making her hips about as wide as her torso is high and something like double her waist width. Her neck isn't even centred between her shoulders based on the part of her left upper arm that's visible, the artist didn't consider what's behind the customer's head when drawing the position of Goth Gal's neck.
Don't even need to bring up the inaccuracy of the boobs; this is clearly porn, that's not surprising. It's the problems elsewhere that make me grumble lol
Like come onnnn
Need to spend a little less time on squishing the boobs and a little more on hands. Hands are fuckin difficult. Easy to tell where the artist's attention was, but I can't help it, I always look straight at the hands, especially ever since this abomination made it to TV.
I'm not an artist (I've never put in the time to be), but I know human anatomy.
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r/badwomensanatomy would welcome your critiques
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I rarely comment, but I do frequent there and r/mendrawingwomen
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I can't really say that I relate to this... the blonde girl is beautiful. 😔
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Oof that’s a mood. I’m usually too worried I’ll come off as weird or creepy.
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I mean yeah but I’m just terrible when it comes to light flirting or giving compliments in general. The most I’ll usually say is that they’re really pretty or I’ll use the cheesy “be still my gay little heart” line that occasionally use.