[Humor] I used Google Translate on the back of my Kiku High Moist. Here’s what I got...

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[Humor] I used Google Translate on the back of my Kiku High Moist. Here’s what I got...

Posted Nov 6, 2020, 9:14 PM UTC

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radbu107•

When you press it, the contents become a man. 😆

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EkamoneNon native english speaker•

please let me squeeze it.

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tehsmittenkitten•

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Hyacinth048•

please let me squeeze it.

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BearyFloof•

Something similar happened to me when I tried to use an automatic translator for a Korean product. It produced these gems:

  • "Ham is a border sphere, excellent power"
  • "Life mings, guys"

Pretty sure neither of these eloquent phrases were actually on the front of a package of spot patches.

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pancitadechivo•

when you’re drunk and trying to read all the texts you missed from your mum

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tdeee10•

The pump is a slow town took me out 😂😭😭also when you press it the contents come out as a man 😂😂😂😂

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OxfordComma27•

Same! Those same exact two I thought were so freaking funny!

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tdeee10•

I’m so glad you found it funny too. I have really cheesy and different humour. I take things to a literal so i imagined all those words OP saw and started snorting

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OxfordComma27•

No, they were definitely funny! I read those lines and literally laughed out loud. Although pretty much everything was super amusing, those two were the best!

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saltyGinger•

Things may occur

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"This product is not a food, so you can drink it" is really sending me mixed messages. Although technically you don't drink food so... Accurate?

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valentina246•

get in the eyes 👀

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coquette_notfoundOP•

Tag yourself I’m Chill 0

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RestingBaristaFace•

The pump is a slow town.

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frog_thot•

I’m “can come out and scatter”

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persimmonson•

I’m chin center extract

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coquette_notfoundOP•

Lmao I missed that one

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yo-nahs•

I'm "If you take it immediately, you will have symptoms"

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I'm "Redness, swelling, itchiness, fresh simmered, specially"

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KevinBrowns1•

Please do not.

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Nothingknew666•

“Please let me squeeze it”

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maziedarling•

I’m going to start doing this purely for entertainment (I don’t think you can use it for much more than that CLEARLY)

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coquette_notfoundOP•

I started with this then did like EVERY thing in my house with words on it. Hours were spent. lol

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Ermileey•

Why does it look like something out of a horror movie

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Sczyther•

When you press it, the contents become a man

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raven_Vixx•

hilarious

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yo-nahs•

oh yes, I hate it when I use a new product and and etc. appears on my skin

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