Live shot of Trump right now
Posted Nov 6, 2020, 10:54 PM UTC
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This is so inaccurate it’s not even funny. Fake news! We all know Trump uses bing instead of google.
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No, he uses Yandex.
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AskJeeves.com
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Whatever weird malware search engine is currently winning the 'default' battle on his browser
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altavista
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да товарищ
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Майор
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On the VP side, since Pence is from Indiana we can almost be certain he uses Altavista
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Is Altavista the Mother-approved gay porn search engine?
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The top three altavista searches in Indiana: 1. Why is satan making me feel that way about my hunting buddy? 2. Anderson Cooper shirtless in the rain 3. lil Sebastian memorial song
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I think it was a reference to the show Parks and Recreation, set in fictional small city in Indiana They had a bit one episode where everyone in that city for some reason uses AltaVista as their search engine.
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Is it bad if I prefer Bing? It just seems to do a slightly better job at finding what I want than google. I use duckduckgo but it's really just a privacy filter and new coat of paint over bing. They have the same results.
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Bing is actually good though.
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Koo de taw
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It's actually spelled "kudatah."
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HOBS CRK
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I thought it was pronounced "Koop day tat" for the longest time. Only ever read it and it never came up in conversation so I was able to go years thinking that.
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Don’t worry about it. The French language only exists for us to ridicule.
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The fault also lies with English here for not having its own goddamn words for things
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We have plenty, but people insist on using French for some reason. Overthrow, usurpation, seizure, takeover, ousting, deposition, etc.
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Also to put silent letters at the end of things. Like Merlot.
If you aren't using the letter just get rid of it. Make it Merlow.
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Why would you add the needless W?
also mrlo would be enough letters.
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You must be new to the Deep State. Coups are something we do and discuss regularly here, Jack.
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Its colonel all over again
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Trump do be refreshing the google electoral map tho
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Presidents. They’re just like us!
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What do they know? Do they know things?
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Let’s find out!
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Take it away JD Salinger!
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Except, in this case, for Trump's adult diapers.
I can only speak for myself, but unlike The Village idiot I'm a few years away from needing that particular pleasure.
I've heard the Extra-Extra-Large size can hold up to three cheeseburgers with extra fries and that TWO scoops of ice cream the idiot insists on when everyone else gets one scoop. Chocolate, I presume, to match everything else in there.
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Trump is refusing to get out of bed, hasn’t showered in days and is surrounded by hamberder wrappers and used tissues while crying as he watches Fox News nonstop.
It’d almost be sad enough to garner some empathy if he wasn’t such an unbearably incompetent and irritating asshole
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You know those tissues are due to...Ivanka thoughts...
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That may be the grossest part of him - the racism, the Epstein connections, the rape allegations, the just general seediness...it somehow all pales in comparison that he openly and proudly has declared for decades that he wants to fuck his daughter (but only after she got the plastic surgery)
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It’s so obvious that he uses a single finger to type
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Google points him towards "Coup d'Etat: A Practical Handbook" but he gives up after the first page because it involves long words and doesn't have any pictures.
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Luttwak pretty good, I have his Grand Strategy of the Roman Empire and thought it was an interesting take.
His personal life is far more bizarre than I expected. Man is part time consultant worldwide, part time rancher in Bolivia. He’s also very much into macho man stuff.
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Yeah, he got into South American farmland before the big institutional investors in the states did. Very odd fellow. But that book is the bible of the Coup d'Etat.
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He'd spell it "ku"
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Did you mean coup?
Damnit google, always correcting me. Liberal propaganda....
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"dammit i am not looking to buy a car"
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sounds French communist.
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This is not a koo
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NGL, I ugly laughed at this...
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You check if Koo is available in your league and put him in your K position
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Damn it, scrolled down here hoping no one had made this joke yet
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This is the most boomer thing I've ever shamelessly laughed at
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Biden is trying to pull a crudités!
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Koo koo kachoo motherfucker
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Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, received a Tweet asking me to unleash an unspeakable evil!
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like pootey hasn't been giving him lessons for years now.
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Younghoe Koo?
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Thank god he can’t spell. That’s probably the only reason he hasn’t actually started one.
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bong apple teeth
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wakey wakey time for koo
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Okay I've come back to this like 5 times since you posted it and I keep chuckling.
Koooooooooooooooooo
Can you imagine the duck lips he'd make saying koo? I can.
On the flip side, if they gave it to him in written form as part of a speech I'm almost positive he would read it as "Cup" or "Cope".
The fake news media have printed an article claiming I'm starting a chicken coop. This is false Liberal fake news.
Donald: Despite the Radical Leftist "COPE DEE TAT", my Administration will...continue to fight the TOTALLY ILLEGAL VOTER FRAUD!!! THIS ELECTION IS NOT OVER!!!
That’s cope dee tat.