PSA: Your bronzor will not make a comeback

Look, I love an underdog just as much as anyone else. But when your 'dog' in question is a nearly-indestructible, flying, hexagon-shaped plate with a thing for stalling out metas I can comfortably say there will be no comeback.

If you get into a bronzor slap fest with shields gone, both players having ok stats, no debuffs, and a health bar that is at least 10% smaller than your opponent's, please just quit out. There's no shame in running away, I do it all the time and sleep pretty well at night!