Why is there an air raid siren going off?! Goose hollow.

It sounded like it was coming from up the hill. Maybe around the Rose garden?

Posted Nov 15, 2020, 9:59 PM UTC · edited

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It’s a civilian with a speaker on wheels, walking the neighborhood. I just saw him in front of Trader Joe’s on Glisan.

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nematocyzedHayhurst•

Stay weird, Portland.

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JuhnellePiedmont•

Is it the smurf dude?

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pewkiemuffinboo•

He uses a standard mega phone, nothing as fancy as a speaker on wheels. That's a bit bougie for him.

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Funny you say this because I literally saw with my own eyes, a speaker on wheels. Not making it up. I watched him for a whole 3 minutes as he turned the corner at 21st and Glisan to the end of 22nd and Glisan.

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AIArtisan•

shit is he still around? havent seen him in a few years.

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JuhnellePiedmont•

I saw him a couple weeks ago throwing bird seed into the street in front of cars, causing a pigeon traffic jam.

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randomwhitegirl666Rip City•

Oh he’s around.

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SurprisebuttonOP•

Thank you so much! I’m a little less freaked out now. But still kind of freaked out. Like what does that guy know that we don’t?

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PDXGolemMultnomah•

White Walkers.

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nematocyzedHayhurst•

Anyone have that on the board for Nov 2020?

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headcrapSURVIVOR•

The Karens at Freddy’s?

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Grimm___•

Winter is here

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beer-engineerLadd's Addition•

It's still going off but it's slower now?

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PMmeserenityMt Tabor•

Maybe he’s just running away really fast, and it’s a Doppler effect?

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MIZZKATHY74YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES•

I couldn't find anything on Twitter or pulse point app so I'm not sure

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MaxHernandez333St Johns•

Means we hit max Ladd's Addition meme posts and are about to blow up the subreddit. Take cover.

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CthulhuDreaming🐝•

ThE gErMaNs aRE boMbinG PeARL hArBoR!!!1!111

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simplywalkingKing•

Duck and cover. Remember? Like crouching under your school desk would prevent damage from hydrogen bomb.

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bananna_roboto•

Silent hill?

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orbitconDowntown•

North Koreans are here.

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