What am I going to do with all these limes?!

This is a response to the "why can't I hold all these limes?" meme.

http://i.imgur.com/ueBTa.jpg

"Look at all the limes in this goddamn thing. This fucking thing is tropical. Look at the limes, how they float. That’s good news. Next time I’m on a boat and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I’ll be water skiing without a life preserve, people will say, “What the fuck?” and I’ll pull out a lime. I’m saved by the buoyancy of citrus."

-Mitch Hedberg

I wanted orange.

Now where's the guy with all the tequila attached to him?

I actually really want him to tell me what he is doing.

Sweet Geezus. I hope none of those limes are cut and/or leaking. If he goes out in the sun with all that lime juice on him..... its gonna get bad.

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What can you teach the master?

When life gives you lemon...

Those are totally molding tampons, dude.