Posted Nov 28, 2020, 1:05 PM UTC
When Jerry meets her he doesn't recognize her from any of the pictures.
She's actually a photographer and took all the photos on her profile
now that's a twist
I like the George one but I feel like he would rent it, thinking that the cost per day would be cheap compared to how much he would be pulling in, but he end up losing money after totaling it as he cheaped out and didn’t get rental insurance “I’m working with very thin profit margins, Jerry!”
She turns out not to be "the hot one" from the photos and Jerry and George strategize how to get to the hot one through dating the real one. Jerry is hesitant at first but George emphatically convinces him this is justified based on false advertising.
I kind of love every one of these
This just kinda blew open my mind, because Curb Your Enthusiasm would hella likely to have a plot like this, and Larry David and Seinfeld are close. So in a way, Curb Your Enthusiasm was a modern-day Seinfeld.
Almost as if Larry David were somehow....involved.....
Kramer: oooh yeah, 300 subscribers and counting. Jerry: so what do you talk about? Kramer: oh I talk about what’s going on in my day, I give my listeners the unedited Kramer life story Jerry: so it’s a podcast about not having a job and doing nothing. Kramer: yeah. Jerry: and people listen to you? Kramer: oh yeah.
Jerry looks into the mirror and practices all the greetings based on which one she is, and she gets to the last girl, who is really ugly and brushes it off like it cant be her. End of the episode, he walks into the bar, sees the ugly friend there, freeze frame on jerry’s face, cue the ending theme.
(Bass music)
(Jerry and Elaine are in Jerry’s apartment)
Elaine: We need to talk.
Jerry: I don’t know that we need...
Elaine: It’s about Barry.
Jerry: Barry...Barry...ah, work Barry.
Elaine: Work Barry is my point!
Jerry: There’s a point to all this?
Elaine: Ever since we met at Peterman’s Festivus fabric event, me and Barry have been what you might call an item.
Jerry: (to no one in particular) Why are people an item when they get together? It’s the single people who are the items, because they choose each other like groceries.
Elaine: Well since then, he’s been trying to convince me to go out with him.
Jerry: You’re an item, where’s the problem?
Elaine: We have coffee together every day. We had lunch together three times this week! Why do we need to have dinner?
Jerry: When you think about it, dinner is just an expensive lunch.
Elaine: Have you ever known someone that you can only deal with in small doses, but you don’t want to be around them longer than you have to?
Jerry: I think I know what you mean.
[Kramer enters]
Kramer: Jerry!
Jerry: Oh look, here’s another dose. Hi, Kramer.
Kramer: I need to borrow your phone. I’m recording my podcast today and I need to do a little bit of research on the internet.
Jerry: A podcast? About what?
Kramer: Anything I want it to be, that’s what. Today we’re going to discuss the origin of the Chicken Cordon Bleu. Neuman is across the hall setting up the microphones.
[Jerry hands over his phone]
Kramer: (walking away) I’ll be right back with this.
Jerry: Hey wait a minute, where are you going?
Kramer: I’m going to connect it to my WiFi.
Jerry: You don’t have a phone or a computer, why do you need WiFi?
Kramer: In case I ever need to use your phone.
Jerry: Well hurry up, I should be getting a message soon from Trudy.
[Kramer leaves]
Elaine: Who’s Trudy?
Jerry: Oh, I didn’t tell you? I’m on Tinder now. We matched yesterday and we might be going on a date tomorrow. Like choosing your groceries, but you don’t find out until later whether the cans are dented.
Elaine: What does she look like? Is she cute?
Jerry: That’s the thing. I just don’t know.
Elaine: What do you mean you don’t know?
Jerry: She has five photos, but all of them are a group of the same four women.
Elaine: Who does that?
Jerry: Apparently someone who wants to be associated with their friends.
[Kramer enters]
Kramer: (tosses Jerry his phone) Thanks buddy.
Jerry: Wait, I thought you needed to do research.
Kramer: I’ve got everything I need right here (taps forehead). Giddy up.
It turns out Kramer’s podcast is all about Jerry and his tinder dates. He even has women Jerry rejected on as guests, and encourages listeners to catfish him. Elaine finds out, but instead of telling Jerry she goes on as a special guest.
That’s funny because there are already SO MANY podcasts about nothing lol
George forgets that Uber cars must have 4 doors and his new sports car only has two. The dealer refuses to take back the car and give him back his money, only lets him trade it in at a significantly reduced value.
...to get home, a Lyft driver picks him up in the car he just sold.
LOL