M4F - A sentient cauliflower saying hello to DPP!

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Hello everyone, I’ve been on and around DPP for a while now and figured that a proper profile would be the best way to show off who I am, what I’m looking for and what I like. Who I am is not really that important, aren’t we seeking intimate but anonymous roleplaying on here after all? I’m a cis male over the legal age of consent, seeking to roleplay as male only with female partners, living in Europe. I tend to prefer more long-term roleplays and responses with multiple paragraphs – the juicy, intriguing parts of roleplays take time and effort to build up.

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What am I looking for – what a humble cauliflower can offer you

Let’s get to the more interesting stuff, what kind of stories do I enjoy? For me, the best thing about a roleplay is the ability to show off our creativity, channel our lust to create interesting characters and interesting, smutty scenarios for them to explore. I always find that a good roleplay can get me giddy and buzzing, keen on giving back to my partner the same or more than they give to me.

I enjoy stories with a conflicted character(s): for me, written roleplay allows for the study of the human mind and motivations of a person better than any other medium. If a story is about taking our pants of and hopping in bed for a bit of slap and tickle, the characters bland and interchangeable, doesn’t visual porn cover that better? There are many, many ways to achieve this edge in a story, and I’m always open to what my partner’s looking for. One area I think is perfect for this is illicit couplings: a man and woman that society would shun if they were caught together, who know how bad what they’re doing is, but just can’t fight against the lust inside them. This inner conflict is what I live for in a roleplay.

I enjoy stories being cooperative: we both have our turn-ons and turn-offs, those things that we want to see in a roleplay and those that are limits for us. I find the best roleplays develop from an honest recounting of what gets our rocks off, and what makes us wilt in the vegetable shelf. Obviously, prompts on DPP are designed to cut off some avenues of possibility, since there is a limit to what can be explored in a story. Prompts also have a focus that the writer seeks, and a good partner respects that focus. Still, within those confines the story is there for your input as well as mine. A happy partner is an enthusiastic partner, and if sucking your toes makes you one, then I’m more than happy to oblige. Moreover, two horny, creative minds tend to create a better roleplay then just one, so your input is always needed!

I enjoy stories being (semi-)linear: I think the world linear describes the need for story continuity better than the word realism. I can open up the curtain on my private life just this once and say I’m not Santa Clause, and I don’t have a recruitment policy of scouring the land for the most fuckable elf-girls to work at my humble abode. Still, if this is what we have decided upon for the story, then that is who I am for you. Even then, Santa Clause has been ho ho hoing these hoes for quite a while through his years, so he probably wouldn’t be some youthful Adonis, or wouldn’t have a personality radically different from how he’s described, or especially how we have defined him at the beginning of the roleplay. This is the linearity I seek: we create a world to explore, and we stick to the confines of that world.

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What I (don’t) like – turn ons and turn offs

My kinklist can be found here, though I think it can’t quite explain everything fully.

Turn-ons/kinks:

• Light dominance: I enjoy playing characters that are in control, but who don’t act contrary to what their partner is looking for. I love earning the “keys to the car”: having a partner submit herself to you for their own pleasure, not because they are forced to.
• Affairs/cheating: Something that’s a limit in real life, but is fascinating as a fantasy – a pretty young thing bouncing eagerly on your cock, your mind split between the sensations of ecstasy flowing through your body and praying your wife doesn’t come back home early.
• Dirty talk: why should a roleplay be silent movie? Moan, groan and express what’s on your mind, vocalize all the naughtiness that’s apparent in the situation we’re in.
• Age gap: Both characters are adults, with an additional layer of taboo from me being old enough to be your dad. The contrast of youth and experience is delightful, and super sexy.
• Playfulness and humour: roleplaying shouldn’t be too serious, and a shortcut to my heart is goofy puns and naughty wordplay.
• Consent: There's no finer set of words in existence than: “Fuck me, please!”
• Sensual to rough sex: From tender and loving to fucking with animalistic, reckless abandon.
• Sexy outfits: An extension of playfulness with a nice dollop of sexy – you showing off yourself in all sorts of slutty lingerie or enticing outfits, me trying to steady my beating heart.
• Roleplay build-up: The early phase of setting up the characters and the situation is catnip for me, I love figuring out what makes our characters tick, and what brings them together.
• Communication: You’re heading off on a camping trip for a week, and won’t be able to send a reply? No problem, enjoy nature’s beauty! Not enjoying something in the roleplay? Let me know! Uncertainty between partners is the silent killer of a good roleplay, and I’d want to avoid that.

Turn-offs/limits:

• Anything underaged: non-negotiable, everyone’s over 18.
• Incest: Another limit for me, I love being your daddy, but I don’t want to be your father/brother.
• Violence and humiliation: I understand some seek this, but I just get no joy in looking to hurt my partner. This doesn’t mean spankings aren’t in order, of course!
• Forcing kinks: I’m more than happy to give you what you want, but it should be discussed. Don’t throw in kinks you’re not certain I’m comfortable with and please do communicate if something is a hit and a miss. Teamwork makes the dream work!
• Preheating to 200 degrees Celsius: This should be self-evident, right?

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This is quite a bit of background on such a humble cauliflower, but hopefully it opens up what kind of a partner I am and am seeking. If you feel we’re compatible and that my way of roleplaying is enticing, feel free to send me a message!